13-10-2004, 11:35 AM
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Sing When You're Winning - Songs of the CW terraces
This is where all the Songs/Chants of CW XI fans go
 I'm sure you can all do far better than me I'll start us off There we where just walking down the street Singin Up the Webbers, Webbers CW Super Neil Pickup (to the tune of Copa Cobana[I think] by Barry Manilow) His name is Pickup Super Neil Pickup His red hair makes him look a prat But we'll let him off with that Coz he bowls good leg spin Who needs the whellie bin? Nibbs/Halseys blues (to the tune of The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles) Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be According to Nibblet It is all down to bad chi OR Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be But look on the Bright side They don't have to pick Halsey (yet  )
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13-10-2004, 11:40 AM
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Neil: He's got a tinge - of ginge - on his very ginger fringe, it's Neil Pickup...(x however many times you like)
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13-10-2004, 11:45 AM
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The Reds' Song
(which I bunked off Saints and changed. To the tune of Annie's song by John Denver) You fill up my senses Like a whiskey from Marcs bar Like one of hakon's Haddocks Like some of Liams best sh!t Like a night at the Lords Lounge Like throwing stones at Nikhil Oh CW Red, come fill me again!! (nanananana OOOH!!!!!!) NOTE: Nikhil Nichani's defence team are preparing to sue the as yet unnamed Reds fan who created that malicious line about their client. |
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13-10-2004, 04:24 PM
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Fight, Fight, wherever you may be
We are the boys from the Web Country And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be And we'll fight you all for the Web Country [Minimum effort required there, changing West to Web]
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27-10-2004, 02:01 AM
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On bealf of the Prosecution in the Trial of Nikhil Nichani
Cheat wherever he may be[ To tune of Flower of Scotland] O' Nikhil Nichani! Cheat wherever he may be! O' Nikhil Nichani! Here he goes again! O' Nikhil Nichani! Here's your 3rd retirement! O' Nikhil Nichani! *lines "O' Nikhil Nichani" Sung with middle fingers raised*
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The Official CW Blue Chant
Are we good, are we good, are we any f*cken good? Yes we are, yes we are, we're the f*cken best by far! The Official Chant to Nikhil Nichani Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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29-10-2004, 04:45 AM
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This isnt really relelvant to me, but if someone ever gets dropped, its not a bad one.
"Cleaning out my locker" To the tune of "Cleaning out my Closet" by Eminem. Wheres my place? I got no place in the CW Blue. Oh there you go, yeah, dropped, dropped, dropped.... Have you ever been hated or descriminated against? I have, I been dropped and pushed to the boundary fence. Picket fence for my only chance, look at the times, Sick of the mind of the broken wicket left behind, All this appealing, cheating runs deep to the coutroom, tempers flaring from captains, just get a duck and keep going, Not taking no runs from no one, give em wickets as long as I'm breathing, Keep getting edges in the morning and dropping sitters in the evening, Leave them sour with the taste of failure in their mouth, See they can sledge me, and I'll always be getting out, Look at me now, I bet'ya probably sick of me now, aint you Liam! I'm gonna score a century now! (Chorus) Im sorry Liam... I never meant to fail.... I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker, I said Im sorry Liam... I never meant to hurt you... I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker. I got some pads in my locker, and I dont know if no one knows it, So before they throw me back in Club cricket and close it, Im gonna expose it, I'll take you back to 2003, before I ever had a 6 consecutive duck slumpy, I was a just a newby, maybe I was just a couple of hours, fagg*t Liam must have had his whiteys up in a bunch, Coz he dropped me, I wonder if he even waved me goodbye, No i dont, on second thoughts I fu**ing wish he would die. I look at CW Blue, and I couldn't picture leaving the team, Even if I hated Liam, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try, To make it work for CW Blue's sake I might be getting ducks, But Im only a newbie, but Im old enough to face the bowler today, I know it was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, But the smartest thing I ever did was hit that bowler for 6, Coz I would have blocked it, sh*t I woulda played outta a maiden, Thats my life, I'd like to welcome you'all to the KennyD show! There, that took ages. Theres supposed to be onemore versed but I couldn't be stuffed, what do you all think?
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29-10-2004, 01:13 PM
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You need a hobby Kenny.
Very impressive though.
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