The ATG Teams General arguing/discussing thread

[Starfighter]

Morris (he did bat in the middle order I think)

If three out of 79 innings counts.

 

[trundler]

What's the prickiness status of Lindwall and other Australian quicks besides DKL and McGrath?

 

[trundler]

If three out of 79 innings counts.

What my brain basically did was mix Australian openers who batted in the middle order too. That would also include Lawry and Woodfull. Forgot which ones were regulars.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Hey, that's my gag you ****!

Kohli's hands just slumping in resignation after he hears the ball hit the stump is so satisfying to watch.

 

[Starfighter]

Kohli's hands just slumping in resignation after he hears the ball hit the stump is so satisfying to watch.

Indeed there is no more satisfying a sight in cricket. My version of the gif does have O'Keefe's wonderful celebratory face and run though:

 

[vcs]

Kohli's hands just slumping in resignation after he hears the ball hit the stump is so satisfying to watch.

Indeed there is no more satisfying a sight in cricket. My version of the gif does have O'Keefe's wonderful celebratory face and run though:

Poor judgement from you guys, wish you'd leave this topic alone.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Indeed there is no more satisfying a sight in cricket. My version of the gif does have O'Keefe's wonderful celebratory face and run though:

I tried to find that version but couldn't tbh

 

[cnerd123]

Not a complete wanker Australia XI

Rogers
Morris
-
-
Hussey
Miller
Paine
Benaud
-
-
Gillespie
SoK ( Ok, he's got his flaws but Warne hates him so that automatically makes him a top guy in my book)

Hussey is apparently a Nazi tho

 

[vcs]

Not a complete wanker Australia XI

Rogers
Morris
-
-
Hussey
Miller
Paine
Benaud
-
-
Gillespie
SoK ( Ok, he's got his flaws but Warne hates him so that automatically makes him a top guy in my book)

Martyn. Shoved Sharad Pawar aside

 

[OverratedSanity]

Martyn. Shoved Sharad Pawar aside

That's hardly the worst thing Martyn has done. That story of how he called a couple of girls fat and ugly to their face and told them to piss off just because he was in a bad mood always makes me laugh at what an immense prick he is.

 

[trundler]

The crucial number 3 spot left.
Bradman, Ponting, Harvey, and Smith all disqualified.

 

[trundler]

That's hardly the worst thing Martyn has done. That story of how he called a couple of girls fat and ugly to their face and told them to piss off just because he was in a bad mood always makes me laugh at what an immense prick he is.

Wow that's ****ed

 

[Pratters]

Stuart Law.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Found it

Damien Martyn still has any trouble making headlines in the local press. Pity he has had to do it this way, though. When Ricky Ponting and his boys awoke in Perth yesterday they did so to a report in The West Australian
newspaper of an amazing incident that took place in a Perth hotel last Friday involving Martyn, his former fiancee Helen Appleyard and some of her girlfriends. Appleyard, who ended her three-year relationship with Martyn in 2003 after she allegedly found intimate text messages to another woman on his mobile phone, told the paper she was at the Subiaco Hotel and, spotting a former business colleague, she walked over to say hello and then, realising that Martyn was standing next to him, she said hello to him, too. According to Appleyard, Martyn responded by saying "f--- off, f--- off, you're a slut", and even though his friends tried to calm him, he then took aim at her girlfriends. Said Appleyard: "He started looking at all the girls that were with me, about half a dozen of us, and he said to one, 'You can f--- off, you're ugly', and said to another, 'You're all right, you can stay'. The worst was when he said to one girl, 'You can f--- off, you've got a fat arse' and she was absolutely devastated and went home because she was so upset."

JFC

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/sporting-life-20051215-ge1fju.html?page=2

 

[trundler]

That is absolutely ****ing horrid. What a pig.
Still hilarious though.

 

[vcs]

That's hardly the worst thing Martyn has done. That story of how he called a couple of girls fat and ugly to their face and told them to piss off just because he was in a bad mood always makes me laugh at what an immense prick he is.

I was using that as a reason to put him in the "Not a Complete Wanker XI" though.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Haha completely missed that

 

[Borges]

What's this thread descended into now?

Where has the Bradman is the greater cricketer-sportsman than C B Fry debate gone?
Or the Bradman dominated one half of his sport more than Jahangir Khan dominated his debate?
Bring them back, please!

 

[TheJediBrah]

lmfao @ that Martyn story. Heard it before years ago but completely forgot about it until now.

 

[Prince EWS]

lmfao @ that Martyn story. Heard it before years ago but completely forgot about it until now.

Haha yeah same. In fact I think this is second third time I'm re-learning about it.

It's dire enough that it doesn't seem like something I'd forget, so it's weird.