Crickbusters, à la Rockbusters

[Kippax]

Has CW ever done this?

Guess the cricketing names, via 'craptic' Karl Pilkington-style clues.
(see: Rockbusters - Pilkipedia).

The winner is the poster who makes theirs the most laughably ****house and similar to a creation of Karl's own mind.

Here's one to start with..
"That Asian ghost keeps asking me for pretzels"

 

[Edged&Taken]

"Giant slayer in a soup strainer is a portly benefit (DB)"

 

[Kippax]

David Boon!

"Jimmy treats his boy like a dog, en that." (JP).

 

[Kippax]

"Warwick Davis's house should be taller than this" (MN).