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Old 31-03-2007, 06:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you had to cast a movie about world cricket, which movie stars would you chose to play which cricketers?

One to start off with:
Matt Hayden - Arnold Schwarznegger: The Last Action Hero - always plenty of explosions and entertainment when he's on screen, but purists will never accept that this mountain of a man is good at his chosen profession.
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ralph Fiennes to play the role of Shane Warne
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Samuel L Jackson is ... Samit Patel. *Preview Clip*

S.L Jackson: Who da **** stole my mother****ing Sandwich?
Sidebottom: It was Hussey, I swear to God
S.L Jackson: Damn Nigga, if there's one thing I hate mroe than a mother****ing theif, its a mother****ing snitch
Sidebottom: No, Samit, I...I...
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Prepare to be hit for six, as Samit claws his way to the top!

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SLJ: I can't chill out goddammit, not ever since the accident... So shut yo mouth, white boy, I know what ize doin

Patel will have you bowled over!

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Read: Sorry Patel
SLJ: What did I just tell you? You never learn do you, rooney. I should slap you right upside your face, boy!

This Summer, Samit Patel will rise

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Old 03-04-2007, 03:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well seems were living in the world of fantasy, i shall resurect Oliver Reed to star/slur as Flintoff, with Pierce Brosnan as Ed Joyce (lets just say neither are that impressive at protending to be English)
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Matthew Hayden - Nicholas Kim Coppola/Nicholas Cage
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Brett Lee - Paul Walker = Fast and Furious blonds. Can't act/sing.
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Ricky Ponting - Andy Serkis in a monkey suit
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Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen
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Jason Gillespie in.....The Passion of the Christ!


or.....

Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer in........Brokeback Mountain!

How about.....

Brett Lee in......Casanova?
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Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen
Nah he's a dead ringer for a dude of The Bill don't watch tit much so don't know his name
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Nathan Hauritz to be be played by Finch from American Pie
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This Summer, Danny DeVito IS:

PUNTER - The life and loves of Ricky Ponting
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Jacques Kallis - Viggo Mortenson
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Jayasuriya to be played by Deep Roy
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