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    Cricket casting call

    If you had to cast a movie about world cricket, which movie stars would you chose to play which cricketers?

    One to start off with:
    Matt Hayden - Arnold Schwarznegger: The Last Action Hero - always plenty of explosions and entertainment when he's on screen, but purists will never accept that this mountain of a man is good at his chosen profession.
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    Ralph Fiennes to play the role of Shane Warne
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    Samuel L Jackson is ... Samit Patel. *Preview Clip*

    S.L Jackson: Who da **** stole my mother****ing Sandwich?
    Sidebottom: It was Hussey, I swear to God
    S.L Jackson: Damn Nigga, if there's one thing I hate mroe than a mother****ing theif, its a mother****ing snitch
    Sidebottom: No, Samit, I...I...
    S.L Jackson: Save it, you white-ass cracker!

    Prepare to be hit for six, as Samit claws his way to the top!

    SLJ: Now listen here, Flemmers. We play by my rules. When we at the crease, you be ma bitch. Understand?
    Fleming: Woah, Chill out man
    SLJ: I can't chill out goddammit, not ever since the accident... So shut yo mouth, white boy, I know what ize doin

    Patel will have you bowled over!

    Read: Nice bowling, Patel
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    Read: Sorry Patel
    SLJ: What did I just tell you? You never learn do you, rooney. I should slap you right upside your face, boy!

    This Summer, Samit Patel will rise

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    Well seems were living in the world of fantasy, i shall resurect Oliver Reed to star/slur as Flintoff, with Pierce Brosnan as Ed Joyce (lets just say neither are that impressive at protending to be English)
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    Matthew Hayden - Nicholas Kim Coppola/Nicholas Cage
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    Today the hunter will become the hunted!!!!!

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    Brett Lee - Paul Walker = Fast and Furious blonds. Can't act/sing.

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    Ricky Ponting - Andy Serkis in a monkey suit

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    Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen

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    Jason Gillespie in.....The Passion of the Christ!


    or.....

    Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer in........Brokeback Mountain!

    How about.....

    Brett Lee in......Casanova?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizzy #4 View Post
    Jason Gillespie in.....The Passion of the Christ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen
    Nah he's a dead ringer for a dude of The Bill don't watch tit much so don't know his name

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    Nathan Hauritz to be be played by Finch from American Pie

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    This Summer, Danny DeVito IS:

    PUNTER - The life and loves of Ricky Ponting

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    Jacques Kallis - Viggo Mortenson

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    Jayasuriya to be played by Deep Roy

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