Who Is The Greatest Australian To Never Win The Ashes?

[luckyeddie]

Cue bloke in stripes with Scottish accent:

"Pom, you will go on my first whistle. Convict, you will go on my second whistle."

You mean "Convict, you will g... hey, wait a minute. What have you got th.. MY SANDWICHES!!"

(old habits die hard)

 

[steds]

Fake Rugby = Fake Ashes. Makes sense.

It's not fake. It's diet rugby. We've cut out all the crap to make it more entertaining all round.

 

[Smudge]

We've cut out all the crap to make it more entertaining all round.

Such as a contest for the ball?

 

[luckyeddie]

Such as a contest for the ball?

When my team (Wigan) play, yes.

The opposition have the ball - no contest.

 

[Smudge]

[Off topic] What has happened to Wigan?? Long gone are the days of Dean Bell, Kevin Iro and all the other useful Kiwis heading your way to play with the likes of Andy Gregory, Shaun Edwards and so on.[/off topic]

 

[BoyBrumby]

[Off topic] What has happened to Wigan?? Long gone are the days of Dean Bell, Kevin Iro and all the other useful Kiwis heading your way to play with the likes of Andy Gregory, Shaun Edwards and so on.[/off topic]

They've had some spectacularly bad luck with injuries: Dennis Moran, Shaun O'Loughlin & Danny Orr are all out indefinitely pretty much, Kris Radlinski has had to retire & then Bryan Fletcher's backside tries to drop off him.

Flogging Farrell to Union looks a masterstroke tho...

[/derail]

 

[steds]

They've had some spectacularly bad luck with injuries: Dennis Moran, Shaun O'Loughlin & Danny Orr are all out indefinitely pretty much, Kris Radlinski has had to retire & then Bryan Fletcher's backside tries to drop off him.

Flogging Farrell to Union looks a masterstroke tho...

[/derail]

Along with them not replacing the quality players with quality players and the town not caring any more.

 

[luckyeddie]

Along with them not replacing the quality players with quality players and the town not caring any more.

Aye.

Got a decent footy team now - that and top pies means there's no place for a proper man's game any more.

(shower-room hunt the soap)