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    Icon6 Hear, Hear, Hear : Lend me your Ear

    Hear, Hear, Hear : Lend me your Ear

    SJS's Stats Factory

    Providing Flexible Stats for the Inflexible Mind

    Statsistics to fit all opinions !
    Line up here for your turn !
    Read on for more details !


    I am offering a unique new service here.

    Here is how it works ?

    Step 1. Decide which player you hate ? (say Ponting) or which player you love ? (say Afridi)

    Step 2. Decide what you want to prove ?
    - He is the best in the world (or worse than the worst).
    - He is a great player of spin (or cant tell leg break from leg glance)
    - He is a destroyer of fast bowling (or has the runs the moment he hears the words chin and music spoken without a gap between them)
    - He is the greatest fielder of all time (or he is to Ganguly as Ganguly is to Jonty Rhodes)

    Step 3. Contact the undersigned.

    Step 4. I will provide you with statistics that will prove whatever you want me to prove.

    Why I am the best ?

    I know there are others here who do the same but, there is a difference. They have fixed opinions. They are biased. They lack objectivity. Once they decide Ponting is cra* they just stick to that and are incapable of changing that.

    I am unbiased.

    I can prove, with stats, that Ponting is the greatest AND/OR at the same time that he is is to Walsh as Walsh is Bradman !!

    I am totally objective and have no fixed opinions whatsoever. Only flexible statistics !!

    Come and get your favourite heroes and villains put in their places with statistics that just cant be disputed.......... except by myself with another set of equally undisputable statistics
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJS
    Hear, Hear, Hear : Lend me your Ear

    SJS's Statsistics to fit all opinions !
    Line up here for your turn !
    Read on for more details !


    I am offering a unique new service here.

    Here is how it works ?

    Step 1. Decide which player you hate ? (say Ponting) or which player you love ? (say Afridi)

    Step 2. Decide what you want to prove ?
    - He is the best in the world (or worse than the worst).
    - He is a great player of spin (or cant tell leg break from leg glance)
    - He is a destroyer of fast bowling (or has the runs the moment he hears the words chin and music spoken without a gap between them)
    - He is the greatest fielder of all time (or he is to Ganguly as Ganguly is to Jonty Rhodes)

    Step 3. Contact the undersigned.

    Step 4. I will provide you with statistics that will prove whatever you want me to prove.

    Why I am the best ?

    I know there are others here who do the same but, there is a difference. They have fixed opinions. They are biased. They lack objectivity. Once they decide Ponting is cra* they just stick to that and are incapable of changing that.

    I am unbiased.

    I can prove, with stats, that Ponting is the greatest AND/OR at the same time that he is is to Walsh as Walsh is Bradman !!

    I am totally objective and have no fixed opinions whatsoever. Only flexible statistics !!

    Come and get your favourite heroes and villains put in their places with statistics that just cant be disputed.......... except by myself with another set of equally undisputable statistics


    I think your slogan should be "SJS's Stats Factory - Providing Flexible Stats for the Inflexible Mind!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco


    I think your slogan should be "SJS's Stats Factory - Providing Flexible Stats for the Inflexible Mind!"
    Thanks. Its incorporated. 1.5% royalty for the use of your slogan

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJS
    Thanks. Its incorporated. 1.5% royalty for the use of your slogan
    haha Thank you very much! I'm just going to sit back and watch the cash roll in!

    I just noticed the heading (I'm a bit slow)...I'm starting to tear up!
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    another ridiculous and unnecessary thread from the man himself. im surprised that threads like these dont get closed,given that they bear absolutely no relevance to anything other than someone trying to make to make himself feel more important.
    Tendulkar = the most overated player EVER!!
    Beckham = the most overated footballer EVER!!
    Vassell = the biggest disgrace since rikki clarke!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tooextracool
    another ridiculous and unnecessary thread from the man himself. im surprised that threads like these dont get closed,given that they bear absolutely no relevance to anything other than someone trying to make to make himself feel more important.
    Quick! You keep reeling SJS and I'll get the net! I think you've caught one here!

    Was it the comment about Ricky Ponting? I have to admit, I thought of you straight away too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco
    Quick! You keep reeling SJS and I'll get the net! I think you've caught one here!

    Was it the comment about Ricky Ponting? I have to admit, I thought of you straight away too
    Partner (we are partners in enterprise now , right) do you think we should offer ststa to prove peoples opinions of other CW members as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJS
    Partner (we are partners in enterprise now , right) do you think we should offer ststa to prove peoples opinions of other CW members as well
    Hmmmm, we'd be walking a fine line there partner, threads have been closed for less...however, I feel we might have the necessary tact to pull it off. Obviously it'd mean more work as the stats would have to be constantly updated...but I'm willing to have a go if you are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco
    Hmmmm, we'd be walking a fine line there partner, threads have been closed for less...however, I feel we might have the necessary tact to pull it off. Obviously it'd mean more work as the stats would have to be constantly updated...but I'm willing to have a go if you are!
    I dont think we will have to. I doubt if we will get requests for this.

    PLUS

    I am afraid my good friend Jason will sue me for doing this in the wrong forum and will move the court to get it shifted to OT

    PS : Just kidding Jason, no offense mate.

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    Who thinks Pontings crap???? U have to be kidding me

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJS
    I dont think we will have to. I doubt if we will get requests for this.

    PLUS

    I am afraid my good friend Jason will sue me for doing this in the wrong forum and will move the court to get it shifted to OT

    PS : Just kidding Jason, no offense mate.
    I think we should expect to be run off our feet at the start, it's good business sense to be prepared for the onslaught!

    I know there's a lot of people disgruntled with stats here, I think it might actually be a lucrative market...I mean look how busy it's been so far!

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    I absolutely hate Richard Hadlee, and think he was a rubbish bowler.

    I would like you to prove me correct.

    Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad
    I absolutely hate Richard Hadlee, and think he was a rubbish bowler.

    I would like you to prove me correct.

    Thank you.
    Richard Hadlee is from NZ..........

    Oh! We have to use stats, ahhh, give me a few moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_Ponting
    Who thinks Pontings crap???? U have to be kidding me
    Want stats to prove he is crap ? Please send in your acceptance and we will start working on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco
    Richard Hadlee is from NZ..........

    Oh! We have to use stats, ahhh, give me a few moments.
    SOC, if you need assistance please let me know

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