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SJS's Stats Factory
Providing Flexible Stats for the Inflexible Mind
Statsistics to fit all opinions !
Line up here for your turn !
Read on for more details !
I am offering a unique new service here.
Here is how it works ?
Step 1. Decide which player you hate ? (say Ponting) or which player you love ? (say Afridi)
Step 2. Decide what you want to prove ?
- He is the best in the world (or worse than the worst).
- He is a great player of spin (or cant tell leg break from leg glance)
- He is a destroyer of fast bowling (or has the runs the moment he hears the words chin and music spoken without a gap between them)
- He is the greatest fielder of all time (or he is to Ganguly as Ganguly is to Jonty Rhodes)
Step 3. Contact the undersigned.
Step 4. I will provide you with statistics that will prove whatever you want me to prove.
Why I am the best ?
I know there are others here who do the same but, there is a difference. They have fixed opinions. They are biased. They lack objectivity. Once they decide Ponting is cra* they just stick to that and are incapable of changing that.
I am unbiased.
I can prove, with stats, that Ponting is the greatest AND/OR at the same time that he is is to Walsh as Walsh is Bradman !!
I am totally objective and have no fixed opinions whatsoever. Only flexible statistics !!
Come and get your favourite heroes and villains put in their places with statistics that just cant be disputed.......... except by myself with another set of equally undisputable statistics