I know this might be a bit jarring for some. But I dont really care.
12 overs on the trot, a man who's retiring from test cricket because his body is refusing to take the punches anymore. But somehow, surprising everyone, perhaps including himself, this guy has claimed a fifer on a flatbed when other bowlers are struggling to even contain the Aussie batsmen.
Moreover who writes his script? His last appearance at the Lords and he's done a fifer. A matchwinning (potentially) at that!
Let's celebrate this hero, whose deeds transcend the silly world of statsgurus.