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    Flintoff is Hercules.. a God

    I know this might be a bit jarring for some. But I dont really care.

    12 overs on the trot, a man who's retiring from test cricket because his body is refusing to take the punches anymore. But somehow, surprising everyone, perhaps including himself, this guy has claimed a fifer on a flatbed when other bowlers are struggling to even contain the Aussie batsmen.

    Moreover who writes his script? His last appearance at the Lords and he's done a fifer. A matchwinning (potentially) at that!

    Let's celebrate this hero, whose deeds transcend the silly world of statsgurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigeon View Post
    12 overs on the trot, a man who's retiring from test cricket because his body is refusing to take the punches anymore. .
    You actually believe that?

    He's just getting out now to chase the easy money thats guaranteed to be thrown a him in the likes of the IPL.


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    Yeah, fair play to the big dumb drunk from Yorkshire
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggy31 View Post
    Not fit to stud Andy McDonald's boots.
    Don't think anybody in the English side would have ever liked to fit Andy McDonald's boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    Yeah, fair play to the big dumb drunk from Yorkshire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Wright View Post
    Let's all hope after retirement he plays for Queensland as a full time squad member.
    And gets sacked for fighting on a plane?

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    ^^ Knew I'd get a bite with that.

    Same ****, different village ten kilometres down the road in that ridiculous postage stamp you call a country. I've pissed further than the distance between Lancs and Yorkshire. Either way its all big dumb Northerners with congenital speech defects, inbred ancestors and dubious personal hygiene.
    Last edited by Matt79; 20-07-2009 at 08:06 AM.

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    post reported, wac

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    We can still be friends "with privileges" can't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    I've pissed further than the distance between Lancs and Yorkshire - you're all Pommie scum
    An much-needed self-help approach to irrigation Down Under? If you manage to pass enough liquid you might be able to raise a couple of dozen cacti. Squeeze the piss-flavoured juice out of the cactus, and bingo - genuine local beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
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    Don't know what for, a pretty accurate description of the wild northern tribes if you ask me

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