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Congrats to YORKSHIRE

Paid The Umpire

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Someone laughed at my joke. What a happy day...
 

Umpire Money

State Vice-Captain
Hang on who is in Div 1 again... oh me

Who made it to the final again... oh me

Who is being relegated... oh you

who has the worst nrr... oh you


I think ive made my point
 

lord_of_darkness

Cricket Web XI Moderator
Who wished he was in Division 2 or if there was a god Divison 3 ? ME

Who had knockover teams on road to Finals ? YOU

Who lost the Finals by a pathetic margin for a English Team ? YOU

Who watches NSW recieve the cup while ur team can just take condolences ? YOU

Who has the worst Run rate on the account that i use my crap players all the time ? ME :P

ooo we are even , or i think i got the better
 

Paid The Umpire

All Time Legend
WHO IS THE BEST?
You
WHO IS THE BESTEST?
Me
WHO HAS THE FIRST DRAFT PICK?
Me
WHO HASN'T GOT A CAR?
You
WHO HAS A CAR?
Me
WHO IS NOT A SMELLY PERSON?
Me & You
WHO IS NOT GOING TO DANCE?
You
 

Paid The Umpire

All Time Legend
WHO TOOK IT EVIL WAY?
Lord.
WHO WAS MURDERED BY TASMANIA?
The Tasmanian Cricket Team.
WHO WAS BURNT AT A STAKE?
Paid.
WHY?
He Paid.
WHAT THE...?
Rove McManus.
WHY AM I SAYING THIS?
Bored.
WHAT IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW?
Board.
SORRY?
You, should be.
 

Paid The Umpire

All Time Legend
Hey, that aint nice...

Unless you've got a new car... :)

You'd better shut the ^^^^ up....

I can easily not be Mr. Taxi anymore...
 

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