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Thread: Benchmark vs. Jono - fight of the century!

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    Benchmark vs. Jono - fight of the century!

    - 'benchy' benchmark00 vs. Jono 'The ****'
    - From player-controlled event 'CricketWeb Cage Fighting All-Stars 1' (from the save game 'backup')

    >Blurcat Radio is pleased to bring you a special contest; 'benchy' benchmark00 squares off with Jono 'The ****'.
    >The CricketWeb Lightweight title is on the line.
    >There's the opening bell!
    >Jono feints to the right, trying to draw benchy into throwing a strike.
    >benchy bobs and weaves, trying to get Jono to commit.
    >Jono feints left and throws a wild right but benchy is just able to avoid it.
    >benchy comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Jono.
    >Jono finds himself pulled into a grappling contest.
    >benchy tries to wrestle Jono backward and up against the cage.
    >benchy manages it, and controls Jono up against the cage.
    >benchy drives a knee to the thigh area.
    >Jono takes a brutal right uppercut on the chin, and that's enough to knock him down!
    >benchy quickly secures side control over his stunned opponent.
    >benchy hits a knee strike to the ribs.
    >We move into the second half of this round.
    >benchy starts trying to work to go from side control to mount.
    >Jono keeps benchy from mounting him.
    >Jono attempts to get some separation in order to try to stand, but can't.
    >benchy has good control, and starts pounding away on Jono.
    >Jono had better start defending himself, or this will be over!
    >With Jono stuck and taking a pounding, the referee has to stop the match!
    >The winner, by TKO; benchmark00!
    >Official Result: 'benchy' benchmark00 defeats Jono 'The ****' (TKO (Strikes) in 4:09 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.
    benchy - King of the Lightweights.

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    Haha, awesome.
    Jesus saves

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    "Jono keeps benchy from mounting him"

    Daily task tbh

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    Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?


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    Am very sore aws

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirBloody Idiot View Post
    Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?
    RIP Craigos. Owe you a beer.:(

    http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/2186298-post7381.html

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    Jono overcame all of his personal demons only to be defeated by the biggest demon of them all eh? RIP to his family and friends.

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    I came to the arena wanting to rape and emerge victorious.

    The boxes have been ticked.
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    My management is in discussions with Camps' management about scheduling my next fight against that West Indian ****.

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    no one cares you hick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    no one cares you hick.
    Shouldn't you be icing your jaw, ****?

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    I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

    Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

    Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.
    ~ Cribbage

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    Heard you didn't even sing a song, just happened to come home with a sore jaw.


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    Have to admit I wasn't expecting slash fiction. Pleasantly surprised.
    Maybe we wouldn't be so quick to fill buckets with filth if we knew they had a soul. Or maybe that's what they're into. Ain't no way to get inside a bucket's mind.

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