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Old 13-01-2011, 07:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Benchmark vs. Jono - fight of the century!

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- 'benchy' benchmark00 vs. Jono 'The ****'
- From player-controlled event 'CricketWeb Cage Fighting All-Stars 1' (from the save game 'backup')

>Blurcat Radio is pleased to bring you a special contest; 'benchy' benchmark00 squares off with Jono 'The ****'.
>The CricketWeb Lightweight title is on the line.
>There's the opening bell!
>Jono feints to the right, trying to draw benchy into throwing a strike.
>benchy bobs and weaves, trying to get Jono to commit.
>Jono feints left and throws a wild right but benchy is just able to avoid it.
>benchy comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Jono.
>Jono finds himself pulled into a grappling contest.
>benchy tries to wrestle Jono backward and up against the cage.
>benchy manages it, and controls Jono up against the cage.
>benchy drives a knee to the thigh area.
>Jono takes a brutal right uppercut on the chin, and that's enough to knock him down!
>benchy quickly secures side control over his stunned opponent.
>benchy hits a knee strike to the ribs.
>We move into the second half of this round.
>benchy starts trying to work to go from side control to mount.
>Jono keeps benchy from mounting him.
>Jono attempts to get some separation in order to try to stand, but can't.
>benchy has good control, and starts pounding away on Jono.
>Jono had better start defending himself, or this will be over!
>With Jono stuck and taking a pounding, the referee has to stop the match!
>The winner, by TKO; benchmark00!
>Official Result: 'benchy' benchmark00 defeats Jono 'The ****' (TKO (Strikes) in 4:09 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.
benchy - King of the Lightweights.
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Old 13-01-2011, 07:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, awesome.
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Old 13-01-2011, 07:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"Jono keeps benchy from mounting him"

Daily task tbh
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Old 13-01-2011, 07:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?
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Old 13-01-2011, 07:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Am very sore aws
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Old 13-01-2011, 07:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?
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Old 13-01-2011, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Jono overcame all of his personal demons only to be defeated by the biggest demon of them all eh? RIP to his family and friends.
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I came to the arena wanting to rape and emerge victorious.

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Old 14-01-2011, 06:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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My management is in discussions with Camps' management about scheduling my next fight against that West Indian ****.
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Old 14-01-2011, 06:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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no one cares you hick.
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Old 14-01-2011, 06:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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no one cares you hick.
Shouldn't you be icing your jaw, ****?
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I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.
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I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.
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Heard you didn't even sing a song, just happened to come home with a sore jaw.

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Have to admit I wasn't expecting slash fiction. Pleasantly surprised.
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