Benchmark vs. Jono - fight of the century!

SirBloody Idiot · 13-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Quote:

- 'benchy' benchmark00 vs. Jono 'The ****'
- From player-controlled event 'CricketWeb Cage Fighting All-Stars 1' (from the save game 'backup')

>Blurcat Radio is pleased to bring you a special contest; 'benchy' benchmark00 squares off with Jono 'The ****'.
>The CricketWeb Lightweight title is on the line.
>There's the opening bell!
>Jono feints to the right, trying to draw benchy into throwing a strike.
>benchy bobs and weaves, trying to get Jono to commit.
>Jono feints left and throws a wild right but benchy is just able to avoid it.
>benchy comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Jono.
>Jono finds himself pulled into a grappling contest.
>benchy tries to wrestle Jono backward and up against the cage.
>benchy manages it, and controls Jono up against the cage.
>benchy drives a knee to the thigh area.
>Jono takes a brutal right uppercut on the chin, and that's enough to knock him down!
>benchy quickly secures side control over his stunned opponent.
>benchy hits a knee strike to the ribs.
>We move into the second half of this round.
>benchy starts trying to work to go from side control to mount.
>Jono keeps benchy from mounting him.
>Jono attempts to get some separation in order to try to stand, but can't.
>benchy has good control, and starts pounding away on Jono.
>Jono had better start defending himself, or this will be over!
>With Jono stuck and taking a pounding, the referee has to stop the match!
>The winner, by TKO; benchmark00!
>Official Result: 'benchy' benchmark00 defeats Jono 'The ****' (TKO (Strikes) in 4:09 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

benchy - King of the Lightweights.

Nnanden · 13-01-2011, 07:36 AM

Haha, awesome.

Jono · 13-01-2011, 07:41 AM

"Jono keeps benchy from mounting him"

Daily task tbh

SirBloody Idiot · 13-01-2011, 07:42 AM

Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?

Jono · 13-01-2011, 07:47 AM

Am very sore aws

Shri · 13-01-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirBloody Idiot

Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?

sledger · 13-01-2011, 03:23 PM

Jono overcame all of his personal demons only to be defeated by the biggest demon of them all eh? RIP to his family and friends.

benchmark00 · 13-01-2011, 04:49 PM

I came to the arena wanting to rape and emerge victorious.

The boxes have been ticked.

benchmark00 · 14-01-2011, 06:19 AM

My management is in discussions with Camps' management about scheduling my next fight against that West Indian ****.

Jono · 14-01-2011, 06:39 AM

no one cares you hick.

benchmark00 · 14-01-2011, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jono

no one cares you hick.

Shouldn't you be icing your jaw, ****?

Jono · 14-01-2011, 06:46 AM

I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.

Prince EWS · 14-01-2011, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jono

I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore.

Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.

benchmark00 · 14-01-2011, 06:57 AM

Heard you didn't even sing a song, just happened to come home with a sore jaw.

Howe_zat · 15-01-2011, 10:23 AM

Have to admit I wasn't expecting slash fiction. Pleasantly surprised.

13-01-2011, 07:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nnanden You'll Never Walk Alone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 26,188	Haha, awesome. __________________ Jesus saves proudly supporting Liverpool FC

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Howe_zat International Coach Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Top floor, bottom buzzer Posts: 13,886	Have to admit I wasn't expecting slash fiction. Pleasantly surprised. __________________ Maybe we wouldn't be so quick to fill buckets with filth if we knew they had a soul. Or maybe that's what they're into. Ain't no way to get inside a bucket's mind.

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Jono Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virat Kohli Posts: 47,544	"Jono keeps benchy from mounting him" Daily task tbh

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SirBloody Idiot Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moving the hole in the o-zone layer Posts: 8,442	Couldn't stop him from pounding away on you, huh?

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Jono Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virat Kohli Posts: 47,544	Am very sore aws

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sledger Spanish_Vicente Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: cricsim, lol Posts: 28,152	Jono overcame all of his personal demons only to be defeated by the biggest demon of them all eh? RIP to his family and friends.

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benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,098	My management is in discussions with Camps' management about scheduling my next fight against that West Indian ****.

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Jono Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virat Kohli Posts: 47,544	no one cares you hick.

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Jono Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virat Kohli Posts: 47,544	I actually went to karaoke tonight for 3 hours straight and my jaw is quite sore. Freaked out when I read your post. Scary stuff.

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benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,098	Heard you didn't even sing a song, just happened to come home with a sore jaw.

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