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  1. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    Good form from you for admitting you are human.
  2. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    RIP Adam Zampa's international career.
  3. Second Spitter

    Official Guess stephen's real identity thread

    How go feel about Minties and underage girls?
  4. Second Spitter

    Official Guess stephen's real identity thread

  5. Second Spitter

    Official Guess stephen's real identity thread

    Not the first “Steve” that springs to mind...
  6. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    [/B] For sure. A class above your Jordan Siks, Travis Birts and Jake Weatheralds
  7. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    RCQ was also the lead vocalist of the "rock band" Six and Out.
  8. Second Spitter

    Cricket stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread

    "Sachin" Firstly, we all knew he was Pakistani and not Indian........however, the sledge started something like this: Fielder #1 : "They say this guy is the best batsman to come out of the subcontinent since Sachin" <<Then he played and missed at one>> Fielder #2 to Wicketkeeper: "Better get...
  9. Second Spitter

    Definitive proof that not outs don't inflate batting averages

    Adam Voges recorded a not out in 23% of his Test innings, but nobody is going to confuse him for Steve Smith.
  10. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    I'll raise you Richard Chee Quee... the yellow Bertus.
  11. Second Spitter

    Cricket stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread

    I'm not particularly fussed tbh and "it catching on" was certainly not my intention. Incidentally, when Tontine played in Sydney Grade Cricket he had a slightly more derogatory nickname, which was borderline racist if it was heard out of context. The story goes that it was dropped when Davey...
  12. Second Spitter

    Cricket stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread

    I noticed the Caribbean Premier League has players nicknames on the back of their jersey. Cricket Australia should instigate this measure in the upcoming summer to boost merchandise sales. I would dead-set buy the following jerseys: ANGRY ANT// 13 TONTINE // 1 TEMPORARY CAPTAIN // 7 ANGUS...
  13. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    Burns <3 <3 <3 But somebody told me that Bevan was in a class above.
  14. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    Harry Conway with the filth!
  15. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    Why is Tontine not playing? Is he recovering from carrying the drinks in the last two Test matches?
  16. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    The mods need to convene a press conference and offer a teary-eyed apology first.
  17. Second Spitter

    Australian Domestic Season 2019/20

    It beads me that we are unable to share the occasion with his greatest fan.
  18. Second Spitter

    Top 10 ODI batsmen since the 90s

    His logic is bupkis. He's just trying to justify his massive boner for Borevan, that's all.
  19. Second Spitter

    Which team is the best fielding side in the world right now?

    Nathan Lyon
  20. Second Spitter

    Player ratings thread

    I've noticed "downhill skiing tons" is a euphemism here for centuries scored by players you don't like. Now I don't like the Angry Ant as much as the next person, but in a series where only four batsmen scored tons, you have to give credit where credit's due.

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