Cricket stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread

[shortpitched713]

There are no other top quality international fast bowlers in the 6 ft to 6 ft 3, 170 to 185 lbs, and 35-39 year old range, other than Chris Woakes.

As those are objectively the specs of the most attractive men, it's obvious why he's so well loved on CW and worldwide, as we are all simply smitten with him.

Obviously this fact also emphasizes the importance that he returns fit and ready for the start of the Ashes, for the sake of the continued marketability of international cricket.

 

[shortpitched713]

There are no other top quality international fast bowlers in the 6 ft to 6 ft 3, 170 to 185 lbs, and 35-39 year old range, other than Chris Woakes.

As those are objectively the specs of the most attractive men, it's obvious why he's so well loved on CW and worldwide, as we are all simply smitten with him.

Obviously this fact also emphasizes the importance that he returns fit and ready for the start of the Ashes, for the sake of the continued marketability of international cricket.

Starting to second guess my posting of this here...



Obviously this would have deserved it's own thread.

 

[shortpitched713]

There are no other top quality international fast bowlers in the 6 ft to 6 ft 3, 170 to 185 lbs, and 35-39 year old range, other than Chris Woakes.

As those are objectively the specs of the most attractive men, it's obvious why he's so well loved on CW and worldwide, as we are all simply smitten with him.

Obviously this fact also emphasizes the importance that he returns fit and ready for the start of the Ashes, for the sake of the continued marketability of international cricket.

The only way one could argue me out of this position, would be by offering a counterexample of an elite, top of international cricket fast bowler at least matching or exceeding the elite quality of Chris Woakes who also meets these specifications. But I do not believe one exists.

 

[Daemon]

Scott Boland

 

[ataraxia]

Scott Boland

I checked the weight before, seems way too heavy.

 

[Daemon]

I checked the weight before, seems way too heavy.

Hmm true. Southee? Though I guess he’s not an international cricketer anymore.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Taller than 6'3 is objectively more attractive than 6'3 or under

Until you get to about 6'7 and above where it downtrends again

 

[shortpitched713]

There are no other top quality international fast bowlers in the 6 ft to 6 ft 3, 170 to 185 lbs, and 35-39 year old range, other than Chris Woakes.

Taller than 6'3 is objectively more attractive than 6'3 or under

Until you get to about 6'7 and above where it downtrends again

I see that there is some doubts about the optimal nature of the height, weight, age specs that I provided. Of course this is understandable, but may I present the following evidence:

3 players of multiple sports who all fall in those ranges are the GOAT tennis player Novak Djokovic, GOAT NBA shooter Stephen Curry, and GOAT football clinical finishing striker Robert Lewandowski.

QED, Chris Woakes is cut from their cloth, and is the most important player in current professional cricket.

 

[Daemon]

I see that there is some doubts about the optimal nature of the height, weight, age specs that I provided. Of course this is understandable, but may I present the following evidence:

3 players of multiple sports who all fall in those ranges are the GOAT tennis player Novak Djokovic, GOAT NBA shooter Stephen Curry, and GOAT football clinical finishing striker Robert Lewandowski.

QED, Chris Woakes is cut from their cloth, and is the most important player in current professional cricket.

RIS from temu

 

[mackembhoy]

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