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Recent content by Willow Whacker

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    Big Big News!! Warne Is Out!

    What a goose i f he even pretends to use the bulls**t line that he honestly didn't know - how dumb - and if I hear him say he was only doing what the team doctor prescribed...how dumb Ben Tune's incident should have put them all on notice. I though his recovery was a bit sudden. Bloody idiot...
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    Shoaib targets Aussie trio

    Yep you might be right - trouble is Akram & Younis are nearly 100 years old and have done nothing in recent matches to indicate they will be a force. A tough WC campaign needs fit, fast & committed players and the **** pair are notorious for turning it up in the clutch when the pressure is on...
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    Similarities in Warm-Up games

    Y'know a desperado supporter when they reckon a win against the 3rd grade junior school boys from Griuqland or whatever is a sign the Windies batting is firing. Bring on the real game! OI OI OI WW :P :D :lol: :P :D :lol: :P :D :lol:
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    The man they call Gilchrist

    Back to Gilchrist please - start a Nixon Mclean Thread elsewhere. It came as a shock to most that Gilchrist's promotion came so quickly. It was as if one minute we were happy with Heals forever & the next in came this guy with the big ears and started to let loose. The thing I remember is...
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    Steve In The Waughs!!!

    It's Ok - news just in hscans show that S. Waughs cheekbone is OK. However Waugh is now considereing having some cosmetic surgery in ordr to make him even more vulnerable in the hope that it will make him play at his peak. "A coupla legs and an elbow are a small price to pay for the...
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    Steve In The Waughs!!!

    Well it looks like a throw from the outfield by his own team mate may have done what the Aussie Selectors were aiming up to do...put S.Waugh into early retirement! Steve was on the receiving end of the throw in the NSW v Victoria Shield Match yestarday at the MCG. The throw cracked his boofy...
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    No excuses for no Australian World Cup motto

    It's Wattle - Which stands for Watch All The Turkeys Lose Everytime - now that's a cool motto. ... and Wattle we think of next? :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol: W :D W:lol: :lol:
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    The Three Teams You Will Support In This WC

    Okay We agree that no one likes each others selections so we've resorted to comparing teams to Tennis players. Why not player to player?: Ranatunga = Illie Nastase (I know he ain't playin anymore & neither is the Fat guy from Sri Lanka) Brian Lara = Arthur Ashe all class Vaughan = Tim Henman...
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    No excuses for no Australian World Cup motto

    Aw c'mon fellows here's a real chance to add some creativity & spice to the great game: Pakistan - No Bets Netherlands - No Dykes (not sure about the women's team?) Sri Lanka - No Balls Zim - No Way And of Course Australia - No Waugh WW :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    *Official* The Zimbabwe Situation

    Al Qaeda Cup Link Article This just in from Brisbane. Al-Qaeda cup link By Robert Craddock February 3, 2003 AUSTRALIA's concern over playing in Zimbabwe during the World Cup intensified yesterday when veteran South African batsman Gary Kirsten said he would have refused to tour there...
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    The Three Teams You Will Support In This WC

    Australia and two teams which should have been included but for an oversight, I'm sure, are just waiting for England & NZ to pull out and take their place on the world stage" Australia A (Look what they did to Sri Lankan in 3 minutes) NSW Speed Blitz Blues - who would be very competitive...
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    Shoaib targets Aussie trio

    The only people afraid of Shoab and the Pakistanis are the bookmakers and punters who gamble on them performing to the best of their ability. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WW
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    Zimbabwe, Mugabe and Geoff Marsh!

    Zimbabwe is not a democracy - full stop. It is a military dictatorship. The Zim White players should have been asked to state their case by the same media who challenged the Poms, Aussies & Kiwis to boycott their matches in protest at the regime. People say its good that these guys play so as...
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    NZ Say No to Kenya

    "This is a sport, not politics!" Y'know I'm sick n tired of hearing that line. Every Sport has its own form of politics - people in powerful administrative positions can't help themselves when it comes to preserving their backsides and making the next big sponsorship deal. Whilst the...
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    Zimbabwe, Mugabe and Geoff Marsh!

    You miss the point Aussies, Kiwis and Poms have been pushed by the media to state there position on boycotting the games. This then led to discussion of the pros & cons of playing. And all based upon the horror of the Mugabe regime. We have been told by the media of all the horrors his...

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