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Recent content by Hodgey

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    Warwick Todd

    I just read the latest Warwick Todd book- 'Warwick Todd goes the Tonk' and it was really good. It is a good read and I recommend it. Did other people enjoy this and what are their favourite parts? My favourite part was the Shane Warne Collectors Item that is a clock that captures the moment...
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    Joel Garner story

    Joel Garner and friends were having a drink in an Australian hotel. At a nearby table a group of young ladies were obviously celebrating something. Eventually one of the girls came over. "You are Joel Garner aren't you?" "Yes Ma'am" Joel replied. "Look" she said, "We've noticed how tall...
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    repost

    The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'
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    A funny one

    Playing in a cricket match I was standing at the non-striker's end. The batsman at the other end was batting on 99 and was quite anxious to get to his century. The bowler bowled a fast full toss ball and in his excitement the batsman hit him for a straight drive. I saw the ball coming at me like...
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    New joke

    The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist. Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do? Doctor: 'Get another job.' Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow !'
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    My Australian Batting Order for ODI Series

    to sean- i think you are right about steve waugh but the selectors will keep him in the side til he retires. to bryce- i think yours is a more realistic team and i hope fleming gets a go. to dingo- Bracken won't get a go, they should choose 5 bowlers and stick with them instead of introducing...
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    another joke

    What is the difference between Nasser Hussain and Suddam Hussain? Suddam has had more victories.
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    Heard about the new Ashes Trophy?

    Heard about the new Ashes Trophy? Yes, they say if England loses yet another series they're going to keep the bails and burn the players instead! :D [Edited on 12/21/01 by Hodgey]
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    The 12th Man - The Final Dig? (latest CD)

    I haven't got it but i heard the the latest Warwick Todd book is good.
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    Umpire hit

    Did anyone say umpire Venkat get hit by ponting on the 4th fay of the first test between aus and S.A? That would of hurt.
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    Favourite commentator

    i like tony greig but one thing that annoys me is how he says 'room'! :(! it hard to explain in writing but he says room like roum!
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    Free Super International Cricket

    A cricket game called 'Super International Cricket' that used to be on Super Nintendo can be downloaded from oneminuteleft.com as well as an emulator. Cricketweb.com probably won't put it on because of copyright scares but it is a good free game. :D
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    E-Cricket

    i thought this would have been a good game if the creator had finished it, i helped hims with some of the team files but unfortunately he seems to have not completed the game
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    something funny i saw today

    I'm an aussie and I was watching the cricket today, Aus vs Nzl and the series is sponsored by Orange. I saw a banner in the crowd reading : ORANGES VS LEMONS
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    umpire jokes

    As the batsmen passed the man in the white coat, he said, "That was never LBW - you need glasses." And the man in the white coat replied, "so do you mate, I'm selling ice-cream." The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire...
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