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Old 10-05-2006, 07:58 AM   #181 (permalink)
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Pity he missed out International Cricket Couching. Those sofas certainly do know how to produce an international class cricketer.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:15 AM   #182 (permalink)
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I am a specialist off spinner having the same bowling action style as legend Off-spinner Murlidharan of Sri lanka. I have 11 different bowling verities and can Doosra with 3 different stunning variations. Others are small spin, very big spin, sharp spin, top spin, top spin bouncer, cutting-in air, cutting-out air, straighter one, quick in air but getting slow after pitching, slow in air but skits very sharply after pitching and my special mystery bowl cutting out in air but spins in sharply after pitching.
It's not much of a mystery if you tell us what it does
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:29 AM   #184 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:45 AM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:14 AM   #187 (permalink)
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So is this guy for real?
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:17 AM   #188 (permalink)
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So is this guy for real?
His phone number's there - give him a ring and find out
(incidentially - shouldn't that + the address be ***ed?)
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:22 AM   #189 (permalink)
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His phone number's there - give him a ring and find out
(incidentially - shouldn't that + the address be ***ed?)
He posted it, didn't he?

It's a shame that someone's overhauled Jasotharan for the most hilarious interpretation of unreality, but it's unbelievably funny all the same...
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:55 AM   #190 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:58 AM   #191 (permalink)
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If so, he got CricketArchive in on the joke.
maybe, maybe not? could just be using the name too - this would be the bloke cricketarchive are talking about though


http://pluslive.cricinfo.com/link_to...19SEP2001.html

he plays tennis against senior military officers too

http://www.dawn.com/2003/10/27/spt4.htm
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Old 11-05-2006, 03:09 AM   #192 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:34 AM   #193 (permalink)
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maybe, maybe not? could just be using the name too - this would be the bloke cricketarchive are talking about though


http://pluslive.cricinfo.com/link_to...19SEP2001.html

he plays tennis against senior military officers too

http://www.dawn.com/2003/10/27/spt4.htm
8 runs - 1/32

Based on that he's about as good as me
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Is there going to be any club cricket before the new season starts? Not sure how it is given the World Cup and everything.
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Depends on how soon I get regular Internet access.
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