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umpire jokes

Eyes_Only

Eyes_Only

International Debutant
There's this joke about how to get an LBW decision from Shakoor Rana, the Indian umpire. This is what you need to say to him instead of Howzat, "Where's Allah!" He points to the sky, the batsman walks.
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LOL...In some cases not even he can save the batsman!! :laugh:
 
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Damo

Cricket Spectator
I had an umpire where soon as the ball hit you on the pads, you walked, coz u just knew that he will fire you. He gave us 7 LBW's in one innings though, can't complain :)
 
LongHopCassidy

LongHopCassidy

International Captain
R Powell Fan said:
A cricketer was so displeased with the decision to give him out that he kept pacing up and down the pavilion until the umpires got irritated and went to him...
Batsman: I wasn't out you know...
Umpire: Oh yeah...look in tomorrow's newspaper.
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In another version, the batsman retorts:

"You look, because I'm the editor!"
 
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