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    Jones and Jackson

    Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

    Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

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    Is this a stand-up comedy act or are we supposed to comment?

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    I'm not laughing or particularly impressed with his cricket knowledge whatever it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean
    Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

    Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??
    Doctoring the pitches


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean
    Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

    Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??
    hmmmmmmmmm strange.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean
    Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

    Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??
    Boucher..hardly the greatest keeper to grace a cricket field
    rave down, hit the ground


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean
    Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

    Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??
    Do you mean Eric Gilchurch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_Ponting
    Doctoring the pitches
    Throwing the doosra?

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    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    flamebait....

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    Snap.
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