Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[Dead Badger]

Hmm - I've had that line ten times today. I think someone's been spamming the commentary.

Edit: no, it's a hilarious error message that means the commentary generator is knacked.

[Nate]

declaration of war - 459/5dec off 117 overs
Graham 122 (156)
Scholtz 103 (157)
Borrowdale 102* (191)
Brough 54 (69)
Smart 4/99 (27)
Hindle 1/79 (20)

Brackenhurst - 415/7 off 103 overs
Hamlin 138 (176)
Browne 101 (105)
Burnip 76 (110)
Bardle 48* (69)
Hindle 31 (130)
Hall 2/84 (25)
Tindall 2/143 (30)


So impressed with my side today, what champs. There is no way we should have made those runs. Browne especially was insane. Don't know what else to say. Will be a top draw.

[Mahindinho]

Lost by an innings, my lot folding for something like 35 in their second go. Rubbish. Both times, it was a 59k BTR player (wages £30k) who did the damage...Sensational, at a guess.

John, who's a little bit better than that, did naff all -- kept it tight, despite being set attacking, but without any wickets.

Anyone have any experience playing spinners on slow pitches?

[andruid]

Lost by an innings, my lot folding for something like 35 in their second go. Rubbish. Both times, it was a 59k BTR player (wages £30k) who did the damage...Sensational, at a guess.

John, who's a little bit better than that, did naff all -- kept it tight, despite being set attacking, but without any wickets.

Anyone have any experience playing spinners on slow pitches?

My spnners tend to get on fine in Slow condirions albeit the wickets do not coe as quick as I would like I FC matches.

[Spitfires_Fan]

Huh, an awful day to follow up yesterday's brilliant start. Slipped from 130/4 to 155 all out, and they racked up 313/5 in their second innings, having been 94/4. It was humid today, so I can understand why we got skittled, but they batted much worse in partly cloudy conditions yesterday than today.

Hopefully I can squeeze a draw out of this one by setting people to defend - I'm certainly not going to win from here.

[Nate]

Not bowling Read your downfall one feels.

[andruid]

44.1 W Thatcher to Browne
Did I ever tell you the story about the ASP page that did not handle errors? No? The story begins a long time ago, on a server in Sweden. The star of our story is... you know what? I'm boring myself here. Let's get back to the cricket.

End of Over 44 (1 runs). Swamibapa Leeds CC: 87-8, runrate=1.98
Trail by 415 runs. (Chubby Chasers 502-4 dec)
Fiaz 6-2-8-2
Browne* 18 (121 balls)
Cavanagh 0 (3 balls)
Last Wicket: Pidgley c. Sherwood b. Fiaz 0 (FOW: 87/8)

122 balls for 18 runs what a gun

Browne went on to score 45 off 45 in the second innings before the end of today's play. Talk about getting toue eye in Boycott style.

[Spitfires_Fan]

Not bowling Read your downfall one feels.

Disappointed that you didn't reveal his hidden talent when you sold him to me tbh Nath.

[EARLOBE]

I've decided to quit BT, so I've got a few players on the market if anybody is interested. All starting at $0. I'll put two more players up in three days.

Dean Bernard (1217093)


LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, proficient batting form, respectable bowling form, sublime fitness.
A steady player with mediocre leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: South Africa
Age: 21 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 40,726
Wages: £15,682 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: wonderful
Batting: proficient Concentration: quality
Bowling: feeble Consistency: competent
Fielding: woeful

Jon Kilkenny (1566885)


RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, strong bowling form, sublime fitness.
A steady player with worthless leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: New Zealand
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 16,542
Wages: £3,237 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: strong Concentration: strong
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless

Devon Barrass (1556499)


LH Batsman, LF Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A steady player with respectable leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: England
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 15,288
Wages: £3,576 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: superb Consistency: proficient
Fielding: worthless

Jack Foyle (1558805)


RH Batsman, RM Bowler, strong batting form, strong bowling form, sublime fitness.
A cautious player with respectable leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: Australia
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 13,160
Wages: £2,959 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: strong Concentration: respectable
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless

Aaron Law (373019)


LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A cautious player with abysmal leadership skills and respectable experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: Australia
Age: 32 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12,484
Wages: £1,046 p/w
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: respectable Concentration: respectable
Bowling: feeble Consistency: feeble
Fielding: competent

Jack Hammond (283607)


RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, strong bowling form, sublime fitness.
A cautious player with feeble leadership skills and feeble experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: Australia
Age: 28 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12,174
Wages: £1,554 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: abysmal Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: proficient Consistency: proficient
Fielding: woeful

Eddy Hinshelwood (1560473)


RH Batsman, RM Bowler, proficient batting form, mediocre bowling form, sublime fitness.
A defensive player with respectable leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: Male Models
Nationality: Australia
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 11,902
Wages: £2,802 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: strong Consistency: proficient
Fielding: woeful

[NZTailender]

It's a pity you're leaving, because after selling all the players you've got on the market you'll probably end up with like 10 million plus in your bank account, and could buy a gun player and basically have a one man team and build it around that.

Have bidded on just about everybody though. Very low bids and I'll probably get outbid but there's a few I wouldn't mind.

[EARLOBE]

That could be fun actually, maybe I won't quit.

[Adamc]

Won FC by an innings and 155 runs.

The Death Knights 56/10 (45.4 overs)
Lancaster 4-18, Whitehorne 3-10, Watkins 2-0

Asterix XI 378/3 (72 overs)
Howland 176*, Ashton 118, Watkins 61*

The Death Knights167/10 (73.5 overs)
Barton 5-34, Lancaster 3-44

Borderliners on Friday, looking forward to it.

[NZTailender]

That could be fun actually, maybe I won't quit.

Yeah, I've thought about doing the same things at times. Just selling all my good players and then buying some ridiculous all rounder. Better than giving up on the game entirely imo. Hope you stick around

[Majin]

Will probably try and get Hammond if he doesn't become ridiculously overpriced. Then again this is Battrick so

[chaminda_00]

It's a pity you're leaving, because after selling all the players you've got on the market you'll probably end up with like 10 million plus in your bank account, and could buy a gun player and basically have a one man team and build it around that.

Have bidded on just about everybody though. Very low bids and I'll probably get outbid but there's a few I wouldn't mind.

That could be fun actually, maybe I won't quit.

Yeah, I've thought about doing the same things at times. Just selling all my good players and then buying some ridiculous all rounder. Better than giving up on the game entirely imo. Hope you stick around

If your interested mate I could find you a potential SL NT all rounder for you to train on 10 nets for NT side. I already know about 2-3 guys that would fit the bill and I'm sure if you had enough money I could get the guys to sell them.