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    How to win the Ashes - in recipe format

    The Ashes

    Cooking time - 1 test
    Ingredients -
    1 English cricket side (preferably of some ability, but not vital)
    Rudi Koertzen
    A biased coin
    Ricky Ponting
    Andrew Strauss
    Freddie Flintoff
    Favourable weather


    Instructions -

    Take biased coin, and mix well with Ricky Ponting, giving you a victorious coin toss. Use your Andrew Strauss to bat very well for 2 sessions, then just simmer the rest of the batsmen until the total reduces. Use your favourable weather tool to liven up the pitch on your 2nd day, then employ your Rudi Koertzen to remove unwanted opposition openers, then utilise the rest of your favourable weather to remove the petulant batsmen who've risen to the top of the opposition order. Come back in and mix up a chunk of runs until the end of day 3, then set aside. On day 4, you need to mix your Rudi Koertzen thoroughly, preferably with your Freddie Flintoff, until most of the opposition batsmen are removed from the mix. You may find a couple of stubborn pieces of batsmen remain at the end of Day 4, but on Day 5 use your Freddie Flintoff again to remove these, with your Rudi Koertzen on standby just in case.

    Serves 11.
    Last edited by Gamblor; 21-07-2009 at 02:41 AM.

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    Forgot the bit about a getting a tool to write the recipe, IMO.
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Recipe for getting put on the ignore list

    Get one absolute tool, new to forum.

    constantly start new threads rather than contribute in the existing ones.

    Keep whinging about umpires or the such, rather than saying anything positive.

    Only thing missing is personal insults (I'm sure they're coming).

    So Gamblor, please grow a set and stop disgracing yourself and your country with this whinging attitude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpers_Ghost View Post
    Recipe for getting put on the ignore list...
    Only thing missing is personal insults (I'm sure they're coming).

    I don't think I've ever read a recipe where things "missing" are listed. That makes no sense at all.


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    Any more of this and you're gone mate. Nothing wrong with some banter but this has clearly crossed the line into trolling and baiting territory.
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