Question on ban announcements

[RossTaylorsBox]

Posting tip: if you really feel the need to wish death, at least make the manner of it absurd enough that you can have a laugh e.g.

- hoping a grand piano falls on them while walking down the street
- being run over by a combine harvester
- headlining a rally as a Charlie Kirk body double
- being murdered by the Shah of Iran

 

[the big bambino]

Really hope you catch the bus when crossing the road.

 

[duffer]

Wishing death in a fire still the gold standard imo

 

[Ali TT]

You guys read PMs???

I get new PMs as regularly on cricketweb as I do political leaders of my country. It's hard to keep up

 

[Johan]

The most confusing part of the admittedly weird PM was, what neurons were firing in his skull which made him think for a single solitary second that I won't report him?

 

[Prince EWS]

You guys read PMs???

Only if they're reported.

 

[Prince EWS]

The most confusing part of the admittedly weird PM was, what neurons were firing in his skull which made him think for a single solitary second that I won't report him?

It was also weird that you'd actually agreed with his request before he did it too.

 

[ashley bach]

SS copping 3 months wasn't on the bingo card

 

[capt_Luffy]

The most confusing part of the admittedly weird PM was, what neurons were firing in his skull which made him think for a single solitary second that I won't report him?

You weren't gonna tho

 

[Shri]

- hoping a grand piano falls on them while walking down the street

 

[Arachnödouche2.0]

Mean and stupid thing to say but weirder still is reporting it. Helps being a nihilist I guess, could just reply "Me too, buddy, way tf out of here". Silver Silva probably wanted to say something flippant like "Go play in traffic" but brainfarted at the last minute.

 

[Burgey]

The most confusing part of the admittedly weird PM was, what neurons were firing in his skull which made him think for a single solitary second that I won't report him?

Why tho?

edit - actually, don’t worry

 

[Molehill]

SS copping 3 months wasn't on the bingo card

It's never the ones you expect (not entirely true).

Anyone know if Johan is still alive?

 

[Himannv]

Surely "drown in a puddle" is the way to word these things.

 

[honestbharani]

****, this is so good to know

 

[Shri]

wrong subtitles

actual quote is just bring it bitch

 

[honestbharani]

FWIW, it seems very uncharacteristic of Silver Silva to speak like that. So hopefully he is fine and is in a better space when he does come back here. But yeah totally fair ban for such posting.

 

[mr_mister]

Surely "drown in a puddle" is the way to word these things.

My mum always used to say "oh go jump in a lake" when annoyed at me

When you think about it... its not too different. Just delivered far more delicately then "hope you die soon" lol

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

FWIW, it seems very uncharacteristic of Silver Silva to speak like that. So hopefully he is fine and is in a better space when he does come back here. But yeah totally fair ban for such posting.

Needs to touch some grass

 

[Himannv]

My mum always used to say "oh go jump in a lake" when annoyed at me

When you think about it... its not too different. Just delivered far more delicately then "hope you die soon" lol

Yep, got to be tactful with these things.