*Official* 1st Test (Perth) 21-22 November

[GIMH]

Mine mostly just made a blaring sound that could have woken the dead

Not sure my good lady was too happy with the sound of the alarm on my phone this morning tbh.

Anyway on the outfield. You expect more actual runs that would be boundaries in England, but what’s with it rolling like it’s in sand as it gets near the rope

 

[ashley bach]

Smith looks seriously composed.

 

[Spark]

Not sure my good lady was too happy with the sound of the alarm on my phone this morning tbh.

Anyway on the outfield. You expect more actual runs that would be boundaries in England, but what’s with it rolling like it’s in sand as it gets near the rope

Apparently there was a Metallica concert a few weeks back? It's absolute dogshit either way

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

At that pace that line to serve dishes all day. Also length is not there from dogge

 

[Spikey]

that was odd

 

[GIMH]

I may just have to cop Brook being a cancer on humanity for the foreseeable future. He’s like an uncoordinated fly. Everything he does looks wrong and awful but it’s like he somehow has 4 hours to see every ball.

Yeah cancer on humanity is definitely how to describe a lad whose crime is…to play cricket in a way that offends your rigid conservative senses of what the sport should be?

 

[Spark]

This would be a very odd wicket to get as your first

 

[Spikey]

even odder now

 

[Spark]

???? What happened there, did he walk?

 

[thierry henry]

I may just have to cop Brook being a cancer on humanity for the foreseeable future. He’s like an uncoordinated fly. Everything he does looks wrong and awful but it’s like he somehow has 4 hours to see every ball.

My powers are limitless

 

[GIMH]

Ah ****

 

[Spikey]

???? What happened there, did he walk?

as soon as Aus reviewed, he started walking

 

[SteveNZ]

Wow

 

[Kraken]

Haha that’s a **** way to get out - but needed that

 

[Starfighter]

That was strange.

 

[thierry henry]

Yeah cancer on humanity is definitely how to describe a lad whose crime is…to play cricket in a way that offends your rigid conservative senses of what the sport should be?

Yes my friend this is correct have a nice day

 

[Spark]

One does wonder why they didn't try bouncing him earlier but geez that's a dirty dirty way to go

 

[Burgey]

Fair play to Brook. He’s a rare ball striker. I didn’t have him getting out to a half arsed pull shot like that

Price you buy him at I guess

 

[Alex0paul]

How did the umpire miss that

 

[anonymouskefe]

Such a soft dismissal