The Future Umpiring on Cricket Game

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Game will be on Umpire eleventh [INDIA] vs. Other eleventh [BANGLADESH] cricket team.

Note:

This cricket joke is first appeared on a local news paper with native language, written by Md. Asadullah. Later it is converted into English version by Ahmed Shawan.

These cricket jokes focus on recent cricket gaming show [on 2nd Quarter final match, 19th March 2015 on Adelaide Oval] of nasty and bad Umpiring decisions taken place on INDIA vs. BANGLADESH match.However we don’t incite any cricket organization to follow these rules in order to organize any cricket game.

We also don’t preserve the sole rights and regulations of this publication. It’s just for thrilling and fun with cricket game and its future Umpiring which is a bogus word.

Game begins now

Innings 1: Umpire elevenths are on Bat – Other elevenths are on Bowl

• Umpire eleventh’s batsman won’t leave the crease until he is out for three times
• Umpire eleventh’s batsman won’t leave the crease and be out before hitting a century score and the bowler will make him out must be brought into punishment
• When Umpire eleventh’s batsmen will bat, the boundary line will be brought within inner circle
• Umpire eleventh’s batsmen can play for unlimited overs until they think they have made a big score to defeat the other eleventh.
• If bowl is full touch [no matter with height] against Umpire eleventh’s batsmen then it is clean “No ball”
• With bounce if the ball rises above waist then it is “Bounce no” ball
• When Umpire eleventh’s batsmen will bat there will be only one stamp
• Any decision goes to TV Umpire will be resulted on behalf of Umpire eleventh’s players
• Other eleventh’s bowlers must bowl under (49 – 50) Km/hr motion
• If any change in bowling speed happens [for other eleventh’s bowlers] is directly “No ball” and of course with “Free hit”

Innings 2: Umpire elevenths are on Bowl – Other elevenths are on Bat

• The Umpire eleventh’s bowlers can bowl steadily without taking long “Run up”
• If any bowl is hit by other eleventh’s batsmen will be automatically called as “Dead ball”
• The other eleventh’s batsman must be “Out” if three bowls don’t touch his body by 1 over
• When other eleventh’s batsmen will bat the boundary line will be outside the Stadium
• The Umpire eleventh’s fielders can catch the bowl going to the Gallery spot
• If viewers can catch the bowl it will also be decided as “Out” when other eleventh’s batsmen are on wicket
• When Umpire eleventh’s bowlers just appeal to main Umpire then other eleventh’s batsman must leave the crease
• If Umpire eleventh lose to other eleventh then the match will be abandoned.