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    Heef, are you feeling the pressure to keep commentating
    What if all the switches get stuck on 'destroy'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Heef, are you feeling the pressure to keep commentating
    Not too much, because I pretty much can't open any other website for fear of spoilers. Was just about to check the news headlines in the UK, but thought this match still might just about be a contender for Saturday morning headlines.

    i.e. I've not got other things to occupy my evening internet surfing experience, so I may as well commentate on a game that every other ****er has already seen the result of. At least it's better than painting windows.
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    you're in for a cracker. enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Not too much, because I pretty much can't open any other website for fear of spoilers. Was just about to check the news headlines in the UK, but thought this match still might just about be a contender for Saturday morning headlines.

    i.e. I've not got other things to occupy my evening internet surfing experience, so I may as well commentate on a game that every other ****er has already seen the result of. At least it's better than painting windows.
    It's a bit grim anyway

    Putin critic Boris Nemtsov shot dead

    UK 'must prepare for Russian threat'


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    HAHAHAHAHA. Shane Watson, you knob.

    Dear oh dear oh dear. Shame this ground's too small to have people caught regularly in the outfield.

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    What, what? Warner Lbw? Looked as if it was heading over to me - he was up on his toes a bit and hit him at the top end of the knee roll.

    EDIT: Hmmm. On the 2nd view, short guy - might be clipping the top and will remain out.

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    How will you be able to see out of your windows once you've painted them? Or are you using clear coloured paint?

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    Stays out. A few boos from the crowd for Warner - big wicket that though and Southee strikes back after poor first spell. Warner undone by a little seam movement, perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immenso View Post
    How will you be able to see out of your windows once you've painted them? Or are you using clear coloured paint?
    Painting them for a blackout for inevitable Russian and/or ISIS invasion.
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    Stadium Music Update: 4 Non Blondes What's Up seems an odd choice. Where are the Kiwi/Aussie classics?

    Commentators updates: Now Brett Lee, Allan Border and some chump called Alan Wilkins

    Australia: 6
    NZ: 2
    Other: 1

    Why the imbalance between Australian and NZ commentators? Is that C9 **** Jack McNamara in control here?

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    Keep it coming Heefness
    1) Ross is Boss.
    2) See point 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    It's a bit grim anyway

    Putin critic Boris Nemtsov shot dead

    UK 'must prepare for Russian threat'
    I know of a Secret Nuclear Bunker near Kelvedon Hatch, Essex which may be of some use for this. Should I e-mail David Cameroon?

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    Very interesting field set for Steve Smith. A kind of short cover, but then another fielder between short cover and point, but closer in than point. I've seen Smith go aerial over point before, but odd not to have a point but have a short-forward-point.

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    Well, well, well. Looked like the arm ball from Vettori there - Smith caught behind. How this game has turned! 80-odd for 1 to 95-4. Mind you, Australia have been here already this tournament - vs. England - and we know how they bounced back from that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I know of a Secret Nuclear Bunker near Kelvedon Hatch, Essex which may be of some use for this. Should I e-mail David Cameroon?

    well now Putin knows, ya damn blabbermouth
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