2nd Match - Australia v England

[Cabinet96]

Border and Botham.

 

[Viscount Tom]

That was woakeful.

So was that pun even if its the truth.

 

[morgieb]

Border and Botham.

Aah cool. Recognised Botham, didn't recognise AB.

 

[Antihippy]

So was that pun even if its the truth.

I try to keep my puns consistent with the on-field performance. :P

 

[Cabinet96]

Aah cool. Recognised Botham, didn't recognise AB.

That's because AB isn't commentating.

 

[morgieb]

That's because AB isn't commentating.

You're lucky you're in London.

 

[Cabinet96]

Capacity is only 90,000 here right? People saying 100,000 are just rounding up for no reason, yeah?

 

[morgieb]

Capacity is only 90,000 here right? People saying 100,000 are just rounding up for no reason, yeah?

The capacity is 100k. Am I missing something?

 

[Contra]

smashed by finch!

 

[Cabinet96]

The capacity is 100k. Am I missing something?

Yeah, just looked it up capacity is 100k but 91k is the maximum a cricket match has got. Guess that's where the confusion is.

 

[Prince EWS]

The capacity is 100k. Am I missing something?

Boult's haters are hiding at the MCG and don't count for official attendance. You can only get 90k ticketed members in.

 

[Cabinet96]

Urgh, even Jimmy is getting tap. Might as well go home.

 

[Contra]

lol England

 

[Cabinet96]

I realise the irony of me getting 8 likes taking the piss out of someone saying the game was over after 5 overs and then implying the next match was over five overs in a few hours later.

 

[Contra]

ahahaa almost a run out

 

[Cabinet96]

Broad the most expensive bowler in the world in the opening power play? Jesus christ.

 

[Antihippy]

New drinking game: one shot everytime an Australian commentator says Chris broad.

 

[Contra]

ripper!

 

[Cabinet96]

Broad!

 

[morgieb]

Ooh good nut.

Still, Warner/Finch did what was necessary IMO. Now for the Smith types to take full control.