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Stokes / Foakes / Woakes - The Real Crime

Gnske

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
So Woakes just flew home. Are you ***ing pulling my dick bro? We had two tests that presented the best opportunity to see Foakes, Woakes and Stokes instead of the same cheating blonde **** and his geriatric friend who goes missing under strong UV rays plus that other fella who gives up each time his figures go past 40/0. This moment is gone and it's gone forever.

Chris Silverwood is like the inverted elephant man, his soul looks like ****ed up tumour-like cthulu-esque monstrosity but his outside looks like a regular human being. This England side deserves nothing less than 100 more tests of Narendra Modi Stadiums, Jonny Bairstows and Dom Sibleys thrown at them.
 

Gnske

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Legitimately upset. I was so looking forward to that 3rd test, I get home and I see the ground has been renamed to Narendra Modi Stadium, I see there's an Adani End. Then I look closer, I see Stokes, I see Foakes, then I see Stuart Broad. Can't emphasize enough how depressing that moment was.
 

mackembhoy

International Debutant
So Woakes just flew home. Are you ***ing pulling my dick bro? We had two tests that presented the best opportunity to see Foakes, Woakes and Stokes instead of the same cheating blonde **** and his geriatric friend who goes missing under strong UV rays plus that other fella who gives up each time his figures go past 40/0. This moment is gone and it's gone forever.

Chris Silverwood is like the inverted elephant man, his soul looks like ****ed up tumour-like cthulu-esque monstrosity but his outside looks like a regular human being. This England side deserves nothing less than 100 more tests of Narendra Modi Stadiums, Jonny Bairstows and Dom Sibleys thrown at them.
Stokes will be playing IPL when we play new Zealand as well.

As that would be absolutely nailed on if Buttler was absent and no IPL
 

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