Ricky Ponting vs Rahul Dravid

[cnerd123]

You just gotta feel that ***** has indirectly saved Burgey's marriage many times over.

I give the man purpose in his sad, old, miserable life. I bet his decision to visit the very-Indian Fiji Islands in order to celebrate Diwali for his birthday was in no small part influenced by wanting to get closer to people like myself. He already uses all the memes I've created with great gusto, he rode my coattails to a BOTM victory, and he now knows more about BD and HK cricket than he ever has.

No doubt in 2 years time he'll be switching to a plant-based diet and dabbling in finger spin in the nets. I'm just that influential.

 

[Burgey]

I've been there three times before, numpty.

My own views on the influence of the Indian people on Fiji quite properly accords with that of the main protagonists in today's election.

 

[jimmy101]

I've been there three times before, numpty.

To Fiji? Or to the nets to practise your doosra?

 

[Burgey]

Don’t believe in chucking so don’t bowl a doosra

 

[jimmy101]

Keeping it traditional then!