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Paper vs bum-gun vs bidet vs hands to clean your backside

OverratedSanity

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Paper is disgusting and completely impractical and inferior to the other two in every way. Bum-guns are one of the all time great inventions
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
This thread is clearly an attempt by OS to introduce scat to CW through the backdoor (heh). Disgusting.
 

harsh.ag

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Oh man bum guns fo sho. But it's always nice to have some paper on hand to pat it dry.
 

cpr

International Coach
We're having our bathroom renovated this month and I'm trying desperately to convince my housemate/landlord to go for a bum gun in there
 

OverratedSanity

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I can't really wrap my head around how it's even possible to clean your **** properly with paper? And it gets all soggy its ****ing disgusting.
 

cpr

International Coach
The only way the paper gets soggy is if your arse is like a broken faucet. For those of us who **** solid its not actually that big an issue
 

vcs

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Internet forums were a grim place in the early 2000s. Thank God I hadn't discovered them.
 

trundler

Hall of Fame Member
ATG post. Bum guns and good food are the only 2 things that make life in the SC worthwhile. Well, sometimes when it gets very hot your cornhole can get sterilized but that's a price worth paying.
 

Burner

International Debutant
As far as cleanliness is concerned, I refuse to believe that you can get your bum clean with just paper and no water.
 

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