*Official* New Zealand in England 2015

[Hurricane]

****, am I amped for this Test. Slept in until 5 p.m. just so that I could make it through the night.

Awesome.

 

[straw man]

Countdown is ON.

Win the toss and bowl would be great. Or lose the toss and hope we play and miss a lot.

 

[Athlai]

Put a few bets on.

 

[SteveNZ]

****, am I amped for this Test. Slept in until 5 p.m. just so that I could make it through the night.

I've gathered the belief over the last period of time that you're a smarter man than I am. I was up at 5.45am, admittedly AUS time but she's a long road to hoe to get past the first session.

Please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss

 

[Flem274*]

Bowl first for my matt henry boner pls

That and id like to leave the likely 10/2 to the early hours when im not watching

 

[Hurricane]

I've gathered the belief over the last period of time that you're a smarter man than I am. I was up at 5.45am, admittedly AUS time but she's a long road to hoe to get past the first session.

Please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss please win the toss

Unfortunately although Brendon has developed into a fine captain he is the world's worst coin tosser.

When I was a teenager my mate and I found that you can always tell which way a coin will land. Which means for a true coin toss to land you have to hide which way it is facing up before the flick.

 

[Prince EWS]

I'm going to position myself as a Henry denier. I don't really have anything against him but I don't feel the love or optimism that you all do.

If he does well then feel free to tell me to taste it.

 

[SteveNZ]

It's going to be heads. Because tails never fails, but they're in the northern hemisphere, so like toilets it rotates the other way. So it's a head. Call heads Brendon

 

[Athlai]

Watling paying pretty handsomely to top score in the first innings.

 

[kiwiviktor81]

Please let us bowl first. Watching Henry come in at first change is going to be a near-orgasmic moment for me, especially if Southee and Boult have already done some damage.

 

[Prince EWS]

Watling paying pretty handsomely to top score in the first innings.

I always fall into the trap of betting on Watling and Craig. They always look so juicy but end when they bat well they usually end up second top scorer, especially Watling who does it with tons ffs. If you want to go Watling then the "top 3" option Kippax puts up is perhaps best.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Big-hitting Tim Southee whacks reporter at Black Caps cricket practice at Lord's | Stuff.co.nz

Did it on purpose to get a shag IMO.

Well you wouldn't turn her down would you.

 

[SteveNZ]

I'm going to position myself as a Henry denier. I don't really have anything against him but I don't feel the love or optimism that you all do.

If he does well then feel free to tell me to taste it.

You'll come round buddy.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

I'm going to position myself as a Henry denier. I don't really have anything against him but I don't feel the love or optimism that you all do.

If he does well then feel free to tell me to taste it.

robots just don't have the *** drive to appreciate such beauty

 

[Howsie]

Southee, Boult, Henry. Say no more, New Zealand have got this. The only way we weren't winning this test was if we decided to play Bracewell or for whatever reason Wagner. The start of the best pace attack in world cricket right here.

 

[Spark]

ok m8

 

[Howsie]

Give Henry six months in test cricket, Ryan Harris retires, Johnson too (if he doesn't just **** the bed instead) and who is left? South Africa and that's about it.

Edit: Oh wait that's right, Southee and Boult aren't world class bowlers on CW.

 

[Antihippy]

Pat Cummins, Josh Hazlewood, James Pattinson (once he stopped being constantly injured) and mitch starc (if he stops being **** in red ball cricket)? Not to mention the bowlers on the fringe like behrendoff, Jackson Bird, couter-nile and Sandhu.

Australia's recent problems have nothing to do with their bowling, more to do with their batting.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Yeah Southee isn't even as good as Shami as the world cup proved conclusively. #NeverForget.

 

[Flem274*]

howsie likes to throw grenades into threads, but honestly have those blokes above a) all been fit at the same time and b) proven much beyond they're serious talents?

Once the older world class bowlers start retiring the game is on for best attack in the world. Should be a cracker.