Surprised one hadn't already been made to be honest.
Shame most of what Hoddle adds is nonsense.This maybe the wrong place to say this, but I actually like Glenn Hoddle, yes he mangles words and phrases, but he actually does try to add some insight into formations and tactics, unlike most of the terrestrial lot who just talk in cliches.
Need some commentators from the old country it seems.Knuckleball is a baseball term. Ball has minimal spin and can move erratically due to the seams.
Weak side defender is more puzzling for me. Just say near post or far post if you describing defending in the box. That's a Basketball term.