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Kallis

Lillian Thomson

Hall of Fame Member
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Kallis; egg bacon and Kallis; egg bacon sausage and Kallis; Kallis bacon sausage and Kallis; Kallis egg Kallis Kallis bacon and Kallis; Kallis sausage Kallis Kallis bacon Kallis tomato and Kallis;

Vikings: (starting to chant) Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis...

Waitress: ...Kallis Kallis Kallis egg and Kallis; Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis baked beans Kallis Kallis Kallis...

Vikings: (singing) Kallis! Lovely Kallis! Lovely Kallis!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Kallis.

Wife: Have you got anything without Kallis?

Waitress: Well, there's Kallis egg sausage and Kallis, that's not got much Kallis in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY Kallis!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon Kallis and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got Kallis in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much Kallis in it as Kallis egg sausage and Kallis, has it?

Vikings: Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon Kallis and sausage without the Kallis then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like Kallis!

Vikings: Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon Kallis and sausage without the Kallis.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like Kallis!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Kallis. I love it. I'm having Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis beaked beans Kallis Kallis Kallis and Kallis!

Vikings: (singing) Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis. Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her Kallis instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Kallis, Kallis, Kallis, Kallis. Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kaaaallllisss ! Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis. Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Lovely Kallis! (Lovely Kallis!) Lovely Kallis! (Lovely Kallis!) Lovely Kaaaallllisss! Kallis, Kallis, Kallis, Kaaaallllisss.
 

Prince EWS

Global Moderator
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Kallis; egg bacon and Kallis; egg bacon sausage and Kallis; Kallis bacon sausage and Kallis; Kallis egg Kallis Kallis bacon and Kallis; Kallis sausage Kallis Kallis bacon Kallis tomato and Kallis;

Vikings: (starting to chant) Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis...

Waitress: ...Kallis Kallis Kallis egg and Kallis; Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis baked beans Kallis Kallis Kallis...

Vikings: (singing) Kallis! Lovely Kallis! Lovely Kallis!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Kallis.

Wife: Have you got anything without Kallis?

Waitress: Well, there's Kallis egg sausage and Kallis, that's not got much Kallis in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY Kallis!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon Kallis and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got Kallis in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much Kallis in it as Kallis egg sausage and Kallis, has it?

Vikings: Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon Kallis and sausage without the Kallis then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like Kallis!

Vikings: Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon Kallis and sausage without the Kallis.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like Kallis!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Kallis. I love it. I'm having Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis beaked beans Kallis Kallis Kallis and Kallis!

Vikings: (singing) Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis. Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her Kallis instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis Kallis... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Kallis, Kallis, Kallis, Kallis. Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kaaaallllisss ! Lovely Kallis! Wonderful Kallis. Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Kaaaallllisss! Lovely Kallis! (Lovely Kallis!) Lovely Kallis! (Lovely Kallis!) Lovely Kaaaallllisss! Kallis, Kallis, Kallis, Kaaaallllisss.
Would you like Kallis with that?
 

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