Gibberish surrounding rain made to sound like a real issue

[cnerd123]

So the things I've learnt about England's climate thanks to this thread:

> It's wet
> It's cold


Geez thanks for clearing those misconceptions up guys

 

[ImpatientLime]

30 degrees is autumn where I come from


More reason not to play cricket in England. The country's too full of wimps

lel

from the people complaining its too cold and wet.

MUH HEAT
MUH SUNSTROKE

 

[Black_Warrior]

.here in Mumbai we have to wear thermal underwear when it's only 35C"

OS to confirm

 

[91Jmay]

Why would anyone want to live anywhere hot. Probably the reason you lot were lounging around whilst we were taking over the world to be honest

 

[Shri]

Helping improve the **** you call food. Steal more dishes and ruin them ****s.

 

[Daemon]

Heatwave. He said heatwave. In UK

Must admit, this is quite cute.

30 degrees is autumn where I come from


More reason not to play cricket in England. The country's too full of wimps

"heatwave"

"30 degrees"

Lmfao

Laugh all you want, eventually it's us poor bastards who have to deal with ball sweat. Give me the cold any day.

 

[91Jmay]

Helping improve the **** you call food. Steal more dishes and ruin them ****s.

The creme de la creme of your food is the stuff we eat when we are pissed out of our minds.

 

[cnerd123]

The creme de la creme of your food is the stuff we eat when we are pissed out of our minds.

you haven't even come close to trying the creme de la creme of Indian cuisine mate.

And look at you, using French phrases. Is there no culture you guys won't steal from?

 

[Shri]

If they give back everything they have stolen over time, they would have very little left. You know what they will still have? ****ing rain.

 

[Burgey]

And Murray Mints.

After eleven ****ing years, finally you ****s pick up the cudgels against the pommy swill.

 

[NUFAN]

What are the stats on the number of games impacted by duckworth and his mate lewis? Not quite so bad as match abandoned but still pretty artificial.

 

[Burner]

This tournament has been a major disappointment to say the least.

 

[Black_Warrior]

"You cannot have a tournament though where instead of assessing team strengths, you are assessing the role of the weather" - Harsha Bhogle

 

[mr_mister]

What a joke. Home of cricket my ass

 

[social]

Get a climate FFS

 

[CricAddict]

A very good tournament in beautiful pitches being destroyed by the weather.

 

[Black_Warrior]

Pretty sure this thread is not serving the purpose it was created for

 

[Starfighter]

But it's serving the purpose it deserves.

 

[TheJediBrah]

"Gibberish", evidently not.

"a real issue", apparently

 

[ankitj]

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