Anna
International Vice-Captain
I got The Big Book of More Sporting Insults for Christmas and I thought I'd post some of the funny cricket related things.....Only a few for now:
Shane Warne responding to the claim that he put on two stone in weight during one summer of league cricket in England: "It's simply not true: I put on close to 3 1/2 stone. I came over 81kg and was just off 100kg when I came back...I drank every night and ate absolute rubbish for six months"
Overheard at Lord's, late 1980s: "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?" On Gladstone Small.
Anon. journalist on Adam Gilchrist: "His appearance suggests the love-child of Martin Clunes and an elf"
Shane Warne responding to the claim that he put on two stone in weight during one summer of league cricket in England: "It's simply not true: I put on close to 3 1/2 stone. I came over 81kg and was just off 100kg when I came back...I drank every night and ate absolute rubbish for six months"
Overheard at Lord's, late 1980s: "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?" On Gladstone Small.
Anon. journalist on Adam Gilchrist: "His appearance suggests the love-child of Martin Clunes and an elf"