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Funny quotes from sports people


Norwood's on Fire
"Young Gareth Barry, he's young" - Kevin Keegan

"The ref's shirt was like a toaster, every time there was a foul, out popped a yellow card" - Keegan again

"It was like the referee had a new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked" - Rufus Brevett

"Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest manager ever" - roseboy64 :p


Hall of Fame Member
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables
That one's on Mike Bassett. Along with Kevin Keegan's "I know what's around the corner, I just don't know where the corner is" and Howard Wilkinson's "I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win."


International Coach
"I didn't say them things I said" - Glen Hoddle

"And Senderos goes down clutching his right head"- Alan Green

"Arsene Wenger's likes are firmly sealed on Alex Ferguson" - Chris Skudder

I got a whole book of them.