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Fardingham ****atoos

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Good effort you bunch of ****s. Fancy a pint-sinking contest, Heath?
Go for it. We just couldn't get you out, could we? 100 odd runs in two innings for no dismissals. It'll be good to score a victory over you, even if it is in the post match bar. Either after the 3rd place play off, or before the final. Up to you....
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Before the final, just to prove those people who said I couldn't score runs with a hangover wrong :cool:
Hangover comes later. You'd be batting/fielding whilst pissed. Should be a good laugh and you'll be on a level with Warney. Nice one. I'll get the beers in and see you in the pavillion after the play-off.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
~Sam Morris was found unconscious floating on a lilo off the coast of Garven Island in a major intercontinental shipping lane. Heath Davis was found naked on a flight to Benidorm~

In other news, Captain Heath was said to be "Very Pleased! Oh Yes!" by the ****s' performance. He stated that he hopes to lead the same squad in next year's competition."

GO THE ****S!
 

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