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Cricket Jokes
- Thread starter Dizzy #4
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Dizzy #4
International 12th Man
no 3
An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was
in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and
the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then
the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up,
"it's a nice game - but it's very short!"
An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was
in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and
the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then
the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up,
"it's a nice game - but it's very short!"
Dizzy #4
International 12th Man
no 4
During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the
umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was
bowled to him. Several appeals for l.b.w were turned down,
and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said
sternly: "I've been watching you for the last twenty minutes."
"I thought so," came the reply, "I could tell you weren't
watching the game!"
During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the
umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was
bowled to him. Several appeals for l.b.w were turned down,
and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said
sternly: "I've been watching you for the last twenty minutes."
"I thought so," came the reply, "I could tell you weren't
watching the game!"
Dizzy #4
International 12th Man
no 5
The village teams were ready to begin their match but discovered
that they were without an umpire. They decided that they would
use a member fo the crowd even though he knew nothing of the
rules. When he was dressed in his white coat and hat, he went
up to the captain of the home side. "What do I do?" he asked.
"It's very simple," said the home captain. "When I shout
"OWZAT!" you simply put up your finger and say "OUT". hen
it's our turn to bat, I'll tell thee a little bit more!"
The village teams were ready to begin their match but discovered
that they were without an umpire. They decided that they would
use a member fo the crowd even though he knew nothing of the
rules. When he was dressed in his white coat and hat, he went
up to the captain of the home side. "What do I do?" he asked.
"It's very simple," said the home captain. "When I shout
"OWZAT!" you simply put up your finger and say "OUT". hen
it's our turn to bat, I'll tell thee a little bit more!"
Dizzy #4
International 12th Man
I think i'm a bit late
no 6 (homemade)
Futureristic 2006
Kenya is a test team, 1st match vs Australia
Out comes the pidge
Tikolo: This should be easy!
Gilchrist:Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that, names can be misleading
Tikolo:Yea Sure!
1st ball, McGrath clean bowls Tikolo
Tikolo:Tell me again why is he a pidegon?
Gilchrist:He bats like a pidgeon,Annoys people like a pidgeon and Eats like a pidgeon
no 6 (homemade)
Futureristic 2006
Kenya is a test team, 1st match vs Australia
Out comes the pidge
Tikolo: This should be easy!
Gilchrist:Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that, names can be misleading
Tikolo:Yea Sure!
1st ball, McGrath clean bowls Tikolo
Tikolo:Tell me again why is he a pidegon?
Gilchrist:He bats like a pidgeon,Annoys people like a pidgeon and Eats like a pidgeon
BoyBrumby
Englishman
This joke only works if you read it in a South African accent...
Allan Donald is interviewing Kevin Pietersen:
AD: Well Kevin, many people thought you may be selected for the South African leg of the tour. You played in Zimbabwe, but miss out on a return to your former homelnad as an England player. Do you have a grudge?
KP: Of course I have a grudge. I park my car in it!
Allan Donald is interviewing Kevin Pietersen:
AD: Well Kevin, many people thought you may be selected for the South African leg of the tour. You played in Zimbabwe, but miss out on a return to your former homelnad as an England player. Do you have a grudge?
KP: Of course I have a grudge. I park my car in it!
