Best Sports Names

[Uppercut]

It's unfortunate that Butkus is actually quite famous because he has by far the most fake-sounding name.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

The only reason I know he's real is that I used to watch Hang Time after school and he played the coach.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

not standing for this erasure of steve mcdichael

that's sleve to you

 

[Magrat Garlick]

also mike truk is from the game though i think being as online as me is disqualifying in the same way as being an nfl fan

 

[shortpitched713]

Fran Tarkenton is definitely real, as is Champ Bailey, the latter of whom used to play for the team known as the Redskins, back when I lived nearish the area.

Mike Truk is a famous Japanese fake name, although that is hands down the best name possible name for an American footballer, alongside Dick Butkus of course.

 

[Tom Flint]

My uncle is a champion fisherman and his name is leigh pond. Leigh is also the name of a local river- the river lea

 

[Teja.]

I always thought Waqar had a fantastic name. The name has this medieval warlord energy perfect for an aggressive stump destroying fast bowler with one of the scariest peaks ever.

I wonder if that’s because the name phonetically sounds like a combination of **** and war.

I can’t imagine an accountant having a name like Waqar even though there are probably thousands with that fate.

 

[nightprowler10]

I always thought Waqar had a fantastic name. The name has this medical warlord energy perfect for an aggressive stump destroying fast bowler with one of the scariest peaks ever.







I wonder if that’s because the name phonetically sounds like a combination of **** and war.







I can’t imagine an accountant having a name like Waqar even though there are probably thousands with that fate.

And then the whole cricketing community seems to ruin it all by calling him Vicky bhai.