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BarStar: Charity Tournament for all 20:20 Captains

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
The Fardingham ****atoos team would like to invite the captains of other Franchises to a pre-tournament Charity BarStar tournament to be held at the Fardingham home ground.

If you'd like to take part, please provide the following information:

Pint Pouring:
****tail Shaking:
Small Talking:
Bar Cleaning:
Atmosphere Ambiencing:

The maximum number of bar points per category is 5. The minimum is 0.

The success of each post match bar man will then be determined using Bar Simulator BarStar (D).

The highest scorer will end up with the Cobalt ****atoo Trophy.

For the record, my stats are:

Pint Pouring: 3
****tail Shaking: 4
Small Talking: 3
Bar Cleaning: 0
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 0

An example output of the BarStar (D) engine can be found here:

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1562745&postcount=22

Remember, its all for Charidy, mate and:

Happy Pouring!
 

Mr Mxyzptlk

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Pint Pouring: 4
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 5
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 2

Not sure if there's a total number of points to disperse.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Pint Pouring: 4
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 5
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 2

Not sure if there's a total number of points to disperse.
Sorry - maximum of 10 points per player. Should have said that.

And Jamee, the local council has given special dispensation for you to take part, as its for charidy. As long as no one buys the barman a drink ;)
 

Goughy

Hall of Fame Member
Ill chat and make the place look pretty though Im not going to work, even for charity. :)

Pint Pouring: 0
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 5
Bar Cleaning: 0
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 5
 

Jamee999

Hall of Fame Member
Pint Pouring: 2
****tail Shaking: 4
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 5
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 2
 

Mr Mxyzptlk

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Pint Pouring: 4
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 5
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 2

Not sure if there's a total number of points to disperse.
Adjusted after Heath's admittance of his incompetence...

Pint Pouring: 4
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 2
Bar Cleaning: 4
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 0
 

Johnners

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Pint Pouring: 0
****tail Shaking: 0
Small Talking: 5
Bar Cleaning: 2
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 3
 

NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Pint Pouring: 3
****tail Shaking: 3
Small Talking: 3
Bar Cleaning: 0
Atmosphere Ambiencing: 1
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Still waiting on Rose and Patrick to set their stats... Or declare they are toooo scared to take on the best Cricket Bar staff in the whole of CricketWeb Land.
 

alternative

Cricket Web Content Updater
Does it have to be the captain who puts the stats in or can anyone from the team? If anyone i will do mine shortly.
 

Mr Mxyzptlk

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Never actually considered the captaincy ruling. Sadly, I don't take the time to read opening posts (or full titles) of threads about pint pouring.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
So, we've got a player from each team. Sad that the team captains for the "most sociable team on the planet" a.k.a. Upper Body couldn't make it, and that Xavier Rose of the Touristas was too busy doing something else to take part.

The competitors:

H. Davis (Fardingham)
L. Camps (Upper Body)
J. Gray (Mathemagicians)
K. Gough (Rabid Wolves)
G. Thomas (Ninjas)
K. Clapham (Diamond Dazzlers)
M. Reddlapalli (Touristas)

and representing the Masters XI

D. Boon (Looking after the bar during Masters Games)

THE DRAW

Two divisions. All competitors in each division play each other. Top two in each division go through to semi finals.

DIVISION ONE:

L. Camps
K. Gough
J. Gray
M. Reddlapalli

DIVISION TWO:

K. Clapham
H. Davis
D. Boon
G. Thomas

A tough draw for those in Division Two, but the honour of serving alongside David Boon is sure to drive up the performance standard.

Boon has been installed as the bookies favourite early doors, with Liam Camps expected to ease through Division One.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Fixtures


Div 1
1 Camps/Gough Gray/Reddlapalli
2 Camps/Gray Gough/Reddlapalli
3 Camps/Reddlapalli Gough/Gray

Div 2
1 Clapham/Boon Davis/Thomas
2 Clapham/Davis Boon/Thomas
3 Clapham/Thomas Davis/Boon

Semi Final 1: Div 1 (Winner) vs. Div 2 (Runner Up)
Semi Final 2: Div 2 (Winner) vs. Div 1 (Runner Up)

Third Place Playoff: SF1 (Loser) vs. SF2 (Loser)

GRAND FINAL: SF1(Winner) vs. SF2 (Winner)

Division 1, matchday 1 will be up later today.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Hall of Fame Member
Edgy first round of fixtures gives two narrow victories

The first round of BarStar fixtures presented two tense, low scoring affairs.

The match between Camps and Gough set a new record for the lowest combined score in a BarStar tournament with neither player breaking the 200 point barrier.

For Gough, the day was a mixture of disappointment and enjoyment as he became the first person to score ZERO pints poured successfully, spilling 41 in the process of serving them to customers! However, he successfully concentrated on customer satisfaction in other areas by providing the most laughs heard in a CWLand bar for many a year. His greatest disappointment will remain the fact that after the competition finished, he stayed at the bar to follow the subsequent fixture and didn't get back to his hotel room until 7am. The latest news is that the Wife was not best pleased.

Gray and Reddlapalli provided another close encounter, with the under-age Gray providing little evidence of his lack of bar experience. Gray provided the most successful display of ****tail shaking since a Beach Boys reinactment of the film, Weekend at Bernie's, rattling off nearly 200 ****tails whilst spilling only 13. Sadly for Gray, he lacked the experience to benefit from the Laideez, whilst Reddlapalli neglected bar service to see if he could get himself a date for the CW 20:20 Black tie ball, scheduled for the day of the finals. Reddlapalli will have some difficulty deciding which one of the harem to take, given the unprecidented success that he displayed in this area.
 

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