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Averagest averageness

Howe_zat

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Expected this to be a lineup of names that are puns of words that mean 'average'

Disappointed tstl
1. Haseeb Hameen
2. Waverage Hinds
3. Tom Graverageny
4. Phil Mean
5. Mean Ali
6. Hugh-Bromley Daverageport
7. Median Healy+
8. Graeme Mediocremer
9. Peter Leverage
10. JK Leverage
11. Mushtaq Ahmedian
 

OverratedSanity

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Ahmediocre Shehzad
Kusal Meandis
Luke All-Wright
Ordinarishikesh Kanitkar (c)
Ferhan Meh-ardien
Mean Khan (wk)
Averagekar Salvi
Harold regularwood
Azhar Meh-mood
Lonwabo "so-so"be
Nathan Lyon
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
Maybe average as a whole, but tending to alternate periods of brilliance and complete suck.
Brilliant at having fat captains who just get run out all the time and at getting caught match-fixing/running on the pitch/other forms of cheating perhaps.
 

straw man

Hall of Fame Member
Ahmediocre Shehzad
Kusal Meandis
Luke All-Wright
Ordinarishikesh Kanitkar (c)
Ferhan Meh-ardien
Mean Khan (wk)
Averagekar Salvi
Harold regularwood
Azhar Meh-mood
Lonwabo "so-so"be
Nathan Lyon
can't help but smile every time Ish Sodhi bowls a good ball and the keeper pipes up 'good ish'
 

bagapath

International Captain
Rameez Raja
Marvan Atapattu
Mike Gatting *
Nasser Hussain
Ashwell Prince
Dan Vettori
Paul Downton +
John Emburey
Andy Caddick
Matt Hoggard
Mike Kasprowicz
 

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