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    Australian fans complain about bland Indian team

    "Same old whinging nobodies", said New England grazier Tom Bullock.

    "They come here every time saying they'll win and after six days' cricket they've been rodgered and never stop complaining", mused Gympie newsagent Kylie Scragg.

    "Why do they always say 'This time we have the bowlers!' before their attack all average over 80?" asked Kalgoorlie gold miner Steve Jones.

    "Sorry. Who?" - unnamed inner-Melbourne hipster barrista.

    "It's a bit rich that they complain and want everything laid out for them when they come here, yet they have to kick aside the beggars to walk to the shops back home" - Tony Morrison, Sutherland via Warringah.

    “They’re complaining about the food here being bland, yet Chennai is supposed to be their most liveable city and it has an open sewer next to its cricket stadium. What know they of food, drinkable water or indeed civilisation?” - Burgey, Doyen of CW; while having dinner at Manjit’s in Darling St, Balmain.

    "I think they're right. Australia has a lot to learn about accommodating overseas guests. They should be given the spiciest food available and if they aren't happy then Australia needs to forfeit to let them win, so the world knows we are good people That's what I used to tell the girls when I was at school at Loretto, and I stand by it because I know all about the real world" - Greens Candidate for Surry Hills, Stephanie Rothman-Smythe.
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    That same unnamed inner-Melbourne hipster barrista will be serving chai for them (the visitors)
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    I happen to know that unnamed Melbourne hipster personally. Probably not the best person to interview on the topic at hand. Bloke wouldn't know a cricket bat from a moustache comb.
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    They need a bit more David Warner-esque spice in the XI
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    Next they'll be complaining about the bland Indian desserts, and rightly so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    They need a bit more David Warner-esque spice in the XI
    Now that's definitely the type of spice that would give anyone diarrhea.

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    Goodbye icing cake ratio, hello Butter Chicken team dynamics.

    Warner is the spice
    Smith is the chicken
    Lyon and Hazlewood are the cream
    Starc, Cummins are the garlic naan
    Paine, khawaja, the Marshes and Bancroft are the rice
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    Was expecting the Marshes to be the bhajie

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    I was going to make them the unasked for and unwanted popadoms but realised that some people may rate popadoms and didnt want to give them the pleasure

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    Bland Indian team. Can't debate against that, no.
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    The Marshes may very well be just garnishes. You're better off pushing them to the side of your plate so they don't interfere with the meal proper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy101 View Post
    The Marshes may very well be just garnishes. You're better off pushing them to the side of your plate so they don't interfere with the meal proper.
    Exactly, hence the rice.

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