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    Oh great. The 'I was drunk' defense. At least try to come up with a good excuse ffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Guys I meant I think Dawood is a real person and that post of his came off very clearly as sarcasm to me. Not that I think the whole account is a troll. Just that one post was a troll, a joke, him trying to be funny. I understood it and actually chuckled. Didn't think that has to be clarified.

    I didn't communicate myself well there, but in my defence I was probably drunk when I wrote that post.
    For what it's worth, that's how I interpreted your post.
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    Yeah I interpret all zorax posts like he's drunk
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    Depends on the length of his posts... If it covers the entire screen he is probably sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Yeah I interpret all zorax posts like he's drunk
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    Depends on the length of his posts... If it covers the entire screen he is probably sober.
    Actually I'm probably baked for the long rambling ones
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    Baked for the longer posts and drunk for the shorter ones?
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    Just found/read this thread.

    All I can say is I am incredibly honoured to be included in the OP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawood Ahmad View Post
    Why my poems are full of flaws, my posts awkward, my forum skills are bad (like my social skills irl)
    Why I am too aggressivee, I sound like a foolish troll, I show inappropriate behavior for my age (turning 17)
    Why I usually make no sense, I offend respectable mates like Red Hill

    Why behavior is eccentric, and why I look egocentric?

    Well, I have been diagnosed with asperger syndrome

    A mental condition which makes someone badly coordinated, socially awkward, idiot, clumsy, and nonsense.

    But, preoccupied with a few interests, talking a lot about them..... etc.

    I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and I was told that there is no cure for this syndrome. I have to live with it.

    I tried my best to find something to be done, and I got our of it just a month ago. Why am I saying this?
    Because, I wanted everyone to know that I actually never was that bad.. or neither ever had any bad intentions... I just did all that bad stuff here (like telling the mods to ban me) because of my Asperger. I hope you understand
    DWTA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pratters View Post
    DWTA.

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    You disagree with someone saying they have been diagnosed with something?
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    Yes. He said it was posted sarcastically. Given that, I disagree with the post and the spirit of the post.

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    Oh goody Pratters is going to bully the kid with aspergers this should be fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    If you are as good as Einstein, I am as good as Tendulkar.
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    You're not even as good as Ten Dollar Carl....
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    You are an asparagus.
    AWTA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    If you are as good as Einstein, I am as good as Tendulkar.
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    You're not even as good as Ten Dollar Carl....
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    lmao

    Surely making a joke out of/lying about having a disability is an infractable offence.
    And boasting about having an IQ of 175 is just odd. Einstein level. Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pratters View Post
    My suggestion is to not take internet forums too seriously. They can be too harsh at times. Also keep writing and reading. I am sure you will keep improving. Enjoy.
    This is my serious advice to you Dawood. Enjoy the forums. Chill.

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