Discussing Fractions

[Pratters]

2/3 ftw.

 

[harsh.ag]

5/7

 

[Pratters]

5.5/7

 

[Bijed]

Fairly basic pun/idea but effective nonetheless. Probably the 1/3 best thread I've read today.

 

[Pratters]

I rate this thread 10/10.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Half the time on here I talk bollocks, the other half I talk complete utter bollocks.

 

[fredfertang]

Half the time on here I talk bollocks, the other half I talk complete utter bollocks.

No need to be quite that harsh on yourself mate - I'd put it at 60/40

 

[Howe_zat]

Is it too much to hope for that we actually discuss fractions?

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

No need to be quite that harsh on yourself mate - I'd put it at 60/40

0/10 for the above ratings

 

[Bijed]

No need to be quite that harsh on yourself mate - I'd put it at 60/40

*3/2

 

[Daemon]

Some personal favourite fractions of mine

47/10

503/1

7/74

 

[honestbharani]

Cute that you think 503/1 is a fraction

 

[Bijed]

I apologise in advance for this awful, awful joke.

A man walks in to a bar and says to the the barman "I'll have five tenths of a pint, please."

"Five tenths?" says the barman, "that's a bit awkward to measure out".

"Right." says the man. "Cancel that."

 

[vcs]

Let's not all get too irrational here.

 

[indiaholic]

Yeah be careful.. There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.

 

[Howe_zat]

An infinite number of men all walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'll have a pint, thanks". The second man says, "and I'll have a half."

The third man orders a quarter of a pint, the fourth orders an eighth, and so on. The barman rolls his eyes and pulls two pints.

'Honestly, you lot need to know your limits."

 

[vcs]

A mathematician announces a lottery where the prize is an infinite amount of money. The winner goes to claim it. The mathematician says "Congrats, I'll pay you a dollar today, half a dollar tomorrow, one thirds of a dollar the day after, and so on.."

 

[Shady Slim]

that's numberwang