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    Hole-Accost Jokes

    A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter welcomes her, she hears men and women screaming in pain from behind the curtain.

    She accosts Peter, "What the hell is going on inside?"

    He replies, "What the heaven, you mean."

    Upon getting a deadpan reaction to his clever joke, he continues, "They are drilling holes into them for the wings and halos."

    On hearing this, the woman turns her back and begins walking away.

    "Where are you going?" Peter hollers.

    "Am going to hell," she replies. "At least I already have the holes for whatever sick **** they do in there."
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    Now that's just sick.

    Poor taste really, one shouldn't joke about dying.
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    No more hole-accost jokes, people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    Now that's just sick.

    Poor taste really, one shouldn't joke about dying.
    Agreed. Anyone who's dead or knows someone who died will find that very offensive.



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