Over tha next short while I be bout ta round up mah postin dutizzles on CW. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Since a select few moderators is bein unreasonable up in decipherin tha difference between whatz funk n' not, n' tha few rumours I've heard of how tha **** tha forums is ghon be run won't help tha cause. Disappointin itz come ta dis (Nixon livin up in tha 1840z n' all) yo, but I be off like a thugged-out dead sheep up in a heatwave. But first, I gots all dem thangs ta git off mah chest...
marc71178 - Haha, thatz all I can say. Yo ass is nearly 30, live wit yo' muthafathas n' a accountant. Oh boy, what tha **** do one say dat dem hoes else aint allready thinking?
cricketboy29 - Total gun, underrated
dontcloseyoureyes - Will finally git tha attention his thugged-out lil' punk-ass been desperately seekin since dizzle one, straight-up ****** attempts ta act def over tha last week also (Y)
GeraintIsMyPimp - Seriously, straight-up dire fo' realz. Any chizzle of y'all straight-up peepin' bout tha game of cricket before you write articlez on it, biatch? Yo ass give England a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass ******-ass name wit yo' self-indulgent crap, thankin every last mutha****in thang revolves round yo' ghetto. Open yo' eyes fo' once.
Pasag - Dire bloke yo, but he gots runs on tha board.
Jungle Jumbo - Indeed
Fraz - EPO, son, EPO.
Pinchy81- McPinch iz a gun4lyf.
Threes - Dope kid at ass, stomach ulcers fo' a missus though.
Alternatizzle - Altoz, top bloke dis one. Loves ta throw round :rolleyes:, n' when da ruffneck do, you betta peep out
NZTailender - Top bloke
Igor Clubshub - Legend
ch00baka - My ****in ass mate
Steulen - Stooooooools, what tha **** a gun
Mista Mutha****in Mxyzptlk - Arch nemesis, itz been fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass may have won tha battle yo, but you gonna never win tha war.
Neil Pickup - Need a root or suttin' hey, chillax a lil' bit mate.
Langeveldt - You've had some top moments yo, but you gonna leave dis ghetto wit tha knowledge dat you brought "Ohhhhh jeeeze" tha **** into prominance.
luckyeddie - Yo ass can have yo' joint back now, unfortunately, you still won't be funky
broncoman - Whatz tha difference between me n' yo slick ass, biatch? 105 kilos n' 98 IQ points, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Quit postin picturez of yo ass you pizzy faced goon, seriously, once is way too much, skanky Darryn Lockyer
Craigos - Total gun, you tha playa craigos, keep on pluggin away.
lord_of_darknizz - Word
age_masta - What can I say, biatch? Dat punk tha masta of age.
Mista Wright - Piss skanky excuse fo' a funky-ass bloke, yo ass is.
andyc - Cameron, up in all yo' gimpiness, you have yo' OK moments.
stedz - Total gun, one of tha only thangs stoppin England from turnin tha **** into a land of GIMH's.
FaaipDeOiad - Top 3 postas on dis site, n' I be only sayin dat cuz he'll have me beaten wit a sack full of door knobs otherwise.
SJS - Indian version of Masta Splinter.
LongHopCassidy - Gun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Class all tha way.
Nnanden - Patto, total gun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Keep chippin away.
superkingdave - Best posta on tha site. Complete package dis bloke, has all tha shots up in tha book, n' until mah playas realises this, tha joint will still be up in tha dark ages.
BoyBrumby - Worthy balla of tha BOTM. Top bloke, straight-up humorous.
Jono - Dope bloke, knows his wild lil' footy, always up fo' a lil' bit of banta on early 90z pop culture like Captain Planet.
Pratyush - 'Usher n' ****. Dope egg dis one, will go far.
aussie - Me buss me glock without license - hard nut.
Samuel_Vimes - Try bein less Gangsta, hey, biatch? As a prominant posta once holla'd "Arguin wit Vimes is like jumpin off bout some shiznit wit Pickup, only dat Vimes has never peeped a game of cricket"
Jamee999 - Probably should move on from last mutha****in years ashes.
PY - Mixes shadez of normalnizz wit gimpiness.
Jizzy - Yo crazy-ass skanky inta underground game will always git freaky wit you back from hustlin a slick forum yo, but at least you gave it a cold-ass lil crack. Yo crazy-ass decision ta appoint 'Those 3' as moderators will always baffle me yo, but you gots what tha **** you wanted. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. By tha way, how tha **** nuff cones was down tha hatchet when you made dat decision. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Cheers.
Scaly piscine - You'd be thinkin a playa whoz ass has every last mutha****in thang (chicks, mobilitizzle ta unjumble a scrabble rack) would be mo' tolerant yo, but herez tha struttin contradiction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Go fo' a run or suttin' son, stop bein so mad salty.
roseboy64 - One dizzle you gonna git tha girl
Sudeep - Sudz McDuff, Mackdaddy of Six-Packistan
sledger - Sledge, had some golden moments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Will always be known fo' tha harshest, most succinct abuse up in tha bidnizz. Top stuff.
vic_orthdox - Gun bloke, dopest moderator by **** loads. Will go far up in tha game, maybe even past tha Golburn Valley one day.
Cloete - Tendancy ta lean towardz gimpinizz yo, but a phat kid at ass, maybe.
Robertinho - 'Tinho, came back tha **** into some pimped out form of late, monsta on tha circuit.
benchmark00 - Dope looker
burkey_1988 - Maybe dis will let you big up yo' trip dat Clarence was rappin so vividly of up in his crazy-ass mutha****in inhyped thread dat was closed.
Sanz - Another bold move from tha coterie IMO
C_C - ****
nibbs - As above
Voltman - Straight-up humorous mutha****a, keen eye fo' horny-ass innuendo, keep on pluggin away.
Barney Rubble - Great bloke, almost too sick at times yo, but thatz a phat thang. G'work.
Mista Mutha****in Casson - Genius. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Some of tha thangs you come up wit is gold, brang back tha guides I hear tha hustlas say.
bugssy - Straight-up eloquent up in tha way you speak
Piper - I'd go her n' ****. Keep reachin fo' dem stars
Adamc - (See FaaipDeOiad) yo. Haha nah, top bloke, if not borderin on ****ish tendancies.
Blewy - I don't give a **** you yo, but I be shizzle if I did know you, I wouldn't like you, biatch.
Buddhmasta - Big ****** bustlin Buddhy Blackman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Will crack skulls.
Pedro Delgado - Straight-up funky n' impressive mutha****a, comes up wit all dem crackers.
Top_Cat - cbf
Loony BoB - Way ta **** up CW. Would like ta be thinkin I could share tha blame yo, but I can't. I have on phat authority, contrary ta what tha **** Jizzy is saying, dat you went ahead n' decided ta become mo' strict, then Jizzy came up in n' backed you up fo' realz. Absolutely piss skanky.
Slow Love™ - Meh. White bread.
SupaFreak2005 - Can post birds, dis bloke.
_Ed_ - Nicest bloke, dead set. Total gun, is Edmunds. In tha top few postas around.
Kweek - Maybe if you weren't dutch, hey, biatch? Nah has his crazy-ass moments
Linda - Knows tha score, do Philipps fo' realz. An inspiration ta our asses all yo. Has phat hair.
KennyD - Gives Asia a phat lookin face. If mah hoe was ta cheat on me wit one of mah thugs, I'd hope ta god dat one of mah thugs was you, biatch.
cameeel - Big unit. Knows whatz bustin, loves his wild lil' footy. **** of a kid though.
archie mac - Roo boy.
GoT_SpIn - Worst bloke, fair dinkum yo. How tha **** aint you been banned?
Son Of Coco - Humorous
chris.hinton - Haha what tha **** a funky-ass bloke. Will always be a enigma.
ash chaulk - Fair gun, will always git laughs no matta where he goes.
Anna - I aint sayin our phat asses did hook up yo, but I be certainly not sayin our phat asses didn't...
Hoggy31 - Was once decent, then turned tha **** into a pre-pubescent girl
Dasa - Avatar scares me, I remember when you used ta have Lesley from Supa Internationistic Cricket as yo' avatar, brang it back son.
Matteh - Git some chill son, you've had a funky-ass big-ass game. Total glock though, no wonder da thug wasn't born up in England.
Dizzy - What a mutha****a. Great bloke.
I'd like ta be thinkin I've had all dem definin moments all up in mah CW game, n' here is a list of some I hold up in high regard:
Paint Turtle
Winnin tha innaugral Biglandz snooker tournament
Rodgiegate
Da Pinchy banning
Inside Scoop wit Chris.Hinton
Not joinin Dev League
I've also found it bangin-ass how tha **** Jizzy promotes dis joint as a 'family forum', then drops some lyrics ta playas ta "grow up," massive contradiction if you ask mah dirty ass fo' realz. Also, I didn't ask playas ta chizzle they avatars ta tha inhyped monkey, although dat shiznit was humorous. I didn't disagree wit tha bannin (although I never received a warnin or prior ban, unlike others), I saw it as tha price I had ta pay ta git mah point across dat Hoodz (or whoever) has gone way OTT.
Just ta clarify, dis aint a attempt ta hold tha modz ta ransom, I've just heard all dem thangs bout how tha **** tha joint is ghon be run shortly, n' decided I don't wanna be apart of dat ****. I won't rule up comin back up in tha future if tha forums is run differently, although dis is doubtful.
This won't be mah last post yo, but unless thangs remarkably improve over tha next dizzle or so (which I highly doubt), I be bout ta be gone by tha week or so, you can catch me on MSN if you straight-up gaggin' fo' dat ****. Dope work Hoods, lets peep if tha modz have tha gumption ta keep dis thread open, afta all, if they can't handle tha real deal, there be a a problem.
Catch.