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    Shane Warne's Argos Review

    • Says he doesn't like the catalogue.
    • The pens they provide are too small and are often out of ink.
    • The checkouts would be run better by Mark Taylor.
    • Terry Jenner would be ace as Head of Marketing.
    • Marlon Samuels should be banned from Argos stores.
    • Rotation of products sold should not be allowed.
    • Shorter form catalogues should be handed out to allow older customers who can no longer cope with the size of the main catalogue to continue to frequent Argos stores.
    • Current management couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
    • Argos should sell hair plugs and plastic surgery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
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    Is Argos the store you go to where you give a product code to the staff at the counter then they bring the item up from an on-site warehouse?
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    Last edited by Howe_zat; 01-02-2013 at 04:59 AM.
    Every 5 years we have an election and have to decide who are the least obnoxious out of all the men. Then one gets in and they age really quickly. Which is always fun to watch.


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    Thought he was reviewing the movie tbh.


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    And I'd tell Warnie

    Argo **** yourself

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    Haha, touché.

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    I want to hear Murali's review. I bet it's better than Warne's.



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