Not as old as Frodo Baggins I heard.
Some say the number of pages in Lord of the Rings is one tenth of Burgey's true age, and that when he first began shaking his fists at the sky dragons existed.
Some larger number say you're a ****.
Remember that thread, does 0.9r=1? We need a similar thread for calculating Burgey's true age
Cut him in half and count the rings IMO.
Fresh off his victory in the courtroom Burgey decides to try his luck out on the town. Local female life may need more convincing.
Maybe try putting some clothes on next time ****.
Really? That's your best evening wear?
After years of mistreatment and abuse Burgey (left) finally works up the courage to confront Mrs Burgey.
Waving to the Swans players at the victory parade this arvo...