The Better Opener

[Burgey]

 

[marc71178]

 

[benchmark00]

The third one.

Those novelty ones which make a sound when you use them are like puppies. Cute and fun when you first get them, but after a while when they start chewing your slippers and taking ****s on your carpet you just want to put it in a bag and throw it off a bridge.

 

[Prince EWS]

Vusi.

 

[benchmark00]

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

 

[Howe_zat]

Teeth still the best.

 

[Himannv]

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Teeth still the best.

Not if you have false ones like oldtimers like Burgey.

 

[Daemon]

Saw one in Bali that was in the shape of a dick

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Just admit it you bought it.

 

[Son Of Coco]

This one:

 

[Daemon]

Just admit it you bought it.

I was 13 haha. Bali is pretty ****ed up, statues of buddha's with huge penises everywhere

 

[Himannv]

I was 13 haha. Bali is pretty ****ed up, statues of buddha's with huge penises everywhere

Bet you loved that Dongie!!

 

[sledger]

They all have more bite and cutting edge than Verinder Sehwag.

 

[cpr]

The one I use, can be carried around without looking like a raging alcoholic, and leaves people looking at you in amazement when you open your drink with your 'front door key'

 

[Burgey]

Not if you have false ones like oldtimers like Burgey.

I'm not English. Hence I have all my own teeth.

 

[Burgey]

They all have more bite and cutting edge than Verinder Sehwag.

Deal better with the moving ball?

 

[cpr]

I'm not English. Hence I have all my own teeth.

and they only cost 12 montly payments of $49.95 each!

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Wow, he has two sets of eyes to boot.