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    Icon13 Things as slow as the load times of CricketWeb:

    • An elephant's gestation period
    • The three toed sloth
    • Peak hour traffic
    • Labor governments
    • Tom Hanks movies
    • Craigos' wit
    • Super slow mo camera footage of the snail 4x800m relay
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

    Thanks.

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    Bradman never had to face quicks like Sharma and Irfan Pathan. He wouldn't of lasted a ball against those 2, not to mention a spinner like Sehwag.

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    • Craigos' wit
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    The development of Spikey's poker skills.

    Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.
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    Disappointed no one has made a "Jono's brain" gag yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc View Post
    The development of Spikey's poker skills.

    Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.
    The only difference is that I don't think that I've ever proclaimed to be a master of wit or based my reputation on being one.

    Of course if I ever made a post saying so, you'll probably find it.

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    Take your grudges outside Craigos. There's no place for you here.

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    • The time it takes to learn how to use ubuntu

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