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Old 01-06-2011, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon13 Things as slow as the load times of CricketWeb:
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  • Craigos' wit
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The development of Spikey's poker skills.

Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.
The only difference is that I don't think that I've ever proclaimed to be a master of wit or based my reputation on being one.

Of course if I ever made a post saying so, you'll probably find it.
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Take your grudges outside Craigos. There's no place for you here.
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