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    If PEWS

    IF he can keep his thead when all about him
    Are losing patience and blaming it on him,
    If he can trust himself when all men doubt him,
    But make allowance for their daughters too;
    If he can wait until after the WC and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies about the expected start date,
    Or being hated, don't give way to simming matches,
    And yet don't post too much, nor talk too wise:

    If he can dream - and not make following through his master;
    If he can think - and not make attempts at his aim;
    If he can sim a comp without Disaster
    And treat those who call him just the same;
    If he can bear to hear the truth we've spoken
    Twisted by delays and made to look like fools,
    Or watch the sub forum he gave his life to, broken,
    By failure to sim by the worn-out tool

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    You promised the Earth and every WC that's in it,
    And - which is more - you'll be a ****, you bum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    you'll be a ****, you bum!
    Tbh, this is the case irrespective of whether he can do any of the other things contained in the poem.

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