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    How is PEWS

    What are the off forum commitments that have sprung up in your life? (provided they are not of a personal nature)

    I hope all is well with you
    I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
    Overrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaul

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    His boneitis is playing up.

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    As they say "if you've got nothing good to say then don't say nothing at all" :cool:

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    Ten bucks says same as usual; disastrous and comedic personal life but he'll still be making multi-paragraph posts on exactly why Kallis is God.
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    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
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    in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.
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    He got it stuck in some animal. 5/1.


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    Some animal got it stuck in him 8/1

    Him being in the middle of a animal sandwich 10/1
    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
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    10 on the latter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    His boneitis is playing up.

    This has been the only funny post out of the disastrous threads in TF of late.
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    I dunno. Animal sandwich got a chuckle out of me.
    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

    Too many bones, not enough CASH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    This has been the only funny post out of the disastrous threads in TF of late.
    Cpr's poem was gold. If you don't agree then I apologise for voting for you in BOTM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    Cpr's poem was gold. If you don't agree then I apologise for voting for you in BOTM.
    Ind33d. Apologies to ceeps.

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    TBF I didn't write it all..... Kipling gave me a hand with the title

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    I'm back now guys. All is well.
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    Moeen is a perfectly fine bowler FFS


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    That's precisely why things are not well tbh.



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