Where is PEWS?

Xuhaib · 29-03-2011, 12:39 AM

I always knew it was Jacques Kallis posting all along most consistent poster all year around come the World cup he goes missing

GIMH · 29-03-2011, 12:42 AM

He's doing a solo trip round the world in a yacht

Athlai · 29-03-2011, 12:44 AM

GIMH you check the kindergartens. Xuhaib you check the primary schools. I'll check the playgrounds.

Meet me back here in an hour.

Teja. · 29-03-2011, 01:19 AM

On candystripe legs the spiderman comes
softly through the shadow of the evening sun
stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
looking for the victim shivering in bed
searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
suddenly!
a movement in the corner of the room!
and there is nothing i can do
when i realize with fright
that the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!

quietly he laughs and shaking his head
creeps closer now
closer to the foot of the bed
and softer than shadow and quicker than flies
his arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
don't struggle like that or i will only love you more
for it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

and i feel like i'm being eaten
by a thousand million shivering furry holes
and i know that in the morning i will wake up
in the shivering cold

and the spiderman is always hungry...

morgieb · 29-03-2011, 05:07 AM

Been posting on CricSim. Maybe he's scared that the WC is finishing soon.....

Prince EWS · 31-03-2011, 01:04 AM

Hey guys. I've been swamped with various things so my forum exposure has been far more limited than usual. Apologies to James for my lack of moderation input, and apologies to all for the massive CWFWC delay. I'll be back properly shortly.

Spikey · 31-03-2011, 02:29 AM

i'm back too. in case anyone missed me

Burgey · 01-04-2011, 09:20 PM

Obituaries.

Tbh

fredfertang · 02-04-2011, 04:13 AM

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

benchmark00 · 02-04-2011, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredfertang

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

Don't want to be the one to break it to you 'Tangy, but Crabb has posted pix of your daughter all over the net.

I'm talking pix that are more unsavoury than a Pakistani bookmakers convention.

benchmark00 · 02-04-2011, 04:24 AM

ftr:

Spikey · 02-04-2011, 04:57 AM

fredfertang · 02-04-2011, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchmark00

Don't want to be the one to break it to you 'Tangy, but Crabb has posted pix of your daughter all over the net.

I'm talking pix that are more unsavoury than a Pakistani bookmakers convention.

Shocked at this news tbh

Thought better of him

Prince EWS · 03-04-2011, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredfertang

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

That's what we wanted you to think.

SirBloody Idiot · 13-04-2011, 07:46 AM

29-03-2011, 12:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Xuhaib Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Karachi Posts: 9,394	Where is PEWS? I always knew it was Jacques Kallis posting all along most consistent poster all year around come the World cup he goes missing

29-03-2011, 12:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
GIMH Eternal Optimist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Shake my tree where's the apple for me? Posts: 43,581	He's doing a solo trip round the world in a yacht __________________ Watch out, for as soon as it pleases them they’ll send you out to protect their gold in wars whose weapons, rapidly developed by servile scientists, will become more and more deadly until they can with a flick of the finger tear a million of you to pieces RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

29-03-2011, 05:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
morgieb Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Paradise City Posts: 8,920	Been posting on CricSim. Maybe he's scared that the WC is finishing soon..... __________________ 4-0 RIP Craig Walsh (Craig) 1985-2012 Proudly supporting the #2 cricketer of all time.

31-03-2011, 01:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Prince EWS Global Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 37,686	Hey guys. I've been swamped with various things so my forum exposure has been far more limited than usual. Apologies to James for my lack of moderation input, and apologies to all for the massive CWFWC delay. I'll be back properly shortly. __________________ ~ Cribbage

01-04-2011, 09:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Burgey Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Castle Posts: 35,118	Obituaries. Tbh __________________ WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie "People make me happy.. not places.. people" "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson "Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"

31-03-2011, 02:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 23,979	i'm back too. in case anyone missed me

02-04-2011, 04:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
fredfertang Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: high dudgeon Posts: 9,711	According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

02-04-2011, 04:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,097	ftr:

02-04-2011, 04:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 23,979

13-04-2011, 07:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
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