Where is PEWS?

[Xuhaib]

I always knew it was Jacques Kallis posting all along most consistent poster all year around come the World cup he goes missing

 

[GIMH]

He's doing a solo trip round the world in a yacht

 

[Athlai]

GIMH you check the kindergartens. Xuhaib you check the primary schools. I'll check the playgrounds.

Meet me back here in an hour.

 

[Teja.]

The Cure - Lullaby

On candystripe legs the spiderman comes
softly through the shadow of the evening sun
stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
looking for the victim shivering in bed
searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
suddenly!
a movement in the corner of the room!
and there is nothing i can do
when i realize with fright
that the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!

quietly he laughs and shaking his head
creeps closer now
closer to the foot of the bed
and softer than shadow and quicker than flies
his arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
don't struggle like that or i will only love you more
for it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

and i feel like i'm being eaten
by a thousand million shivering furry holes
and i know that in the morning i will wake up
in the shivering cold

and the spiderman is always hungry...

 

[morgieb]

Been posting on CricSim. Maybe he's scared that the WC is finishing soon.....

 

[Prince EWS]

Hey guys. I've been swamped with various things so my forum exposure has been far more limited than usual. Apologies to James for my lack of moderation input, and apologies to all for the massive CWFWC delay. I'll be back properly shortly.

 

[Spikey]

i'm back too. in case anyone missed me

 

[Burgey]

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/21135-obituaries-12.html#post2497540

Tbh

 

[fredfertang]

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

 

[benchmark00]

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

Don't want to be the one to break it to you 'Tangy, but Crabb has posted pix of your daughter all over the net.

I'm talking pix that are more unsavoury than a Pakistani bookmakers convention.

 

[benchmark00]

ftr:

 

[Spikey]

 

[fredfertang]

Don't want to be the one to break it to you 'Tangy, but Crabb has posted pix of your daughter all over the net.

I'm talking pix that are more unsavoury than a Pakistani bookmakers convention.

Shocked at this news tbh

Thought better of him

 

[Prince EWS]

According to my daughter "Rob" is now history, without I regret my ever meeting him, so perhaps PEWS should be treated with some sensitivity at such a difficult time

That's what we wanted you to think.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

 

[Hurricane]

very clever